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[RealTexasRanger @WalkerKCarson]

Imagine not being from West Texas and reading this tweet

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

[Beezy @Burke_Franklin_]

How many How many Texas
Texas Roadhouse Roadhouse rolls
rolls I plan to eat I actually eat

[Jamaine @thejigg]

What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?

[Allison Myers @allimyers]

A Texan Memoir

[Here To Not Get Fined @Parkour_Lewis]

Chopped her feet, wrapped up, played THRU the tackle, she’s got the intangibles

[Jackie Kingston (she/her/hers) @JackieKingston1]

AMARILLO: If you see a person who doesn’t have a place to stay during the cold this weekend, text 806-414-2243 and a volunteer will give them (and their pets!) a ride to a shelter or warming station.

[George @george160703]

the jonas brothers... 2.0

[CJ Johnson @cjjohnsonjr]

Officer Goodman, promoted to Acting Deputy Senate Sergeant at Arms, escorting our new VP. #InaugurationDay 

How it started: How it’s going:

[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

A lot of this boils down to these people never being told no. It’s not even about the masks they’re just used to doing whatever whenever. They don’t think they have to follow rules.

[shane @fondanthater]

just failed three captchas in a row

[☭ Apollo ☭ @realCEOofANTIFA]

Big Mac in USA: $4.80
Big Mac in Denmark: $5.15

McDonalds worker salary in USA: $7.25
McDonalds worker salary in Denmark: $22