Елизавета Генералов

[Ольга Свадьбинa @AZzyyf2]

Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?

[begikas @begikas]

Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!

[Сергей Скоблик @piromanjak70]

Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

@DJBombShel hosts #RedWhite&Boobs #IndependenceDay #Party tonight @CRAZYHORSE3LV! Info http://t.co/WGDXZbhubH

[Всеслав Зборовский @vseslav78624092]

Miles aren't the only distance.

[zepa @zepa11]

"Wockin' Wobin, tweet tweet, Wockin Wobin.." - Fuddson 5

[Андрей Чудов @achudov3]

Anyone in good enough condition to run three miles a day is in good

[Анатолий Иноземцев @tolikin15062684]

Those who can - do.

[Полина Аржановa @onymuk19801]

I need a lovew that won't dwive me cwazy - Elmer Cougar

[Георгий Акимочев @akimochev902]

will do very few things at all.

[Геннадий Вячеслов @baluu61]

Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE! - HAL9000

[Алексей Ивойлов @peshkov41609120]

When all else fails, read the directions.

[Андрей Слесаренко @s1esare09667569]

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.

[Георгий Акимочев @akimochev902]

I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now

[Лариса Приоровa @Ykijoo75]

Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.

[Рада Квашенко @nobybu9]

It's tagline poker. Can you beat EIGHT aces...?

[Акилина Елинa @AElina130475]

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy and Jill a wealthy widow.

[Ricardo de long @Golf5gti20lt]

I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.