Harold Greenbaum

Looking for geocaches, and for someone to look for geocaches with me, who would preferably be someone who is looking for someone to look for geocaches with.

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I must be shadow band. Because even though my tweets rock and roll they aren’t getting any likes! (The joke pun is ‘shadow band’ as a substitution for ‘shadow banned’ and then it says my tweets rock and roll because rock and roll is what a band does)

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I always weigh myself before and after I take a deep breath. It’s fun to know how much air passed through me. I’m constantly stepping on and off of a scale

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

My family is good at spelling

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I have one long nose hair that comes out of each of my nostrils. I keep the hairs because (as a bald man) I miss getting haircuts and when they get long enough it gives me a reason to go see my barber (as a bald man)

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I just won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Refusing Contest. No thank you! I am doing a diet.

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I’m fresh off the duck boat!

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

A dog eat dog world? Oh! So that’s what they’re putting in kibble?

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

You think your under eye bags are bad? Try having what I have! My under nose bags will be the death of me

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR PEST OF THE MONTH CLUB? LAST MONTH IT WAS A ADVENT CALENDAR OF FLEAS, THIS MONTH A CRATE FULL OF TERMITES! WHILE I APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, PLS UNSUBSCRIBE AS I HAVE NO PLACE TO PUT THESE MONTHLY ASSORTMENTS OF PESTS WHEN THEY SHOW UP AT MY DOOR

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I got no bug bites last weekend. The bugs must hate me! (Experimenting with self deprecating humor to see if it’s my style)

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I just tripped over an anthill and nearly broke my foot. Anyone know when ants stopped building out of sand and dirt and started using cement?

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I was born bald with a geocache in my hands and to being bald with a geocache in my hands I shall return

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I am bald headed. I say that because I used to be a red head but I prefer that you refer to the new state of my hair in a similar fashion. I want you to always think of and speak of my head

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

Shirts are always so loose around my arms. It’s like a spaghetti noodle running through Lincoln Tunnel

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

Who is willing to help me pick up a free battery from the next town over? I’d drive, but my battery operated four wheeler is out of batteries

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

Simply Harold a wonderful Christmas guy 🎶🎼🎵🎤

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

Even I forgot my birthday. It was yesterday

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

TGINF: Thank god it’s not Friday. With every Friday I am reminded of the word futile because both words begin with the letter f. Then in turn I am reminded of my futile and purposeless existence. Lookin’ forward to Monday! New soup place is opening near my house. Who’s with me?

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I always think up ideas all year long but then come up with the best one the night right before. I'm officially being myself for halloween. #Harold

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

I’ve gotten bedwetter with age

[Harold Greenbaum @geocachingfiend]

Cogito, ergo sum! I am learning Latin!