George

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[George @georgeisdaGOAT]

Nikki Glaser giving men tips on how to go down on a woman:
"Latch onto that thing like a barnacle on an old boat literally don't let go! Licking is fine, but you've got to suck that clit." 😭

Leave it to Nikki Glaser to turn oral sex into a biology lecture about barnacles and tiny penises. ⚓️🍆

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

When I was in primary school, I loved agricultural science so much that I always asked and answered questions in class, and my teacher loved me for it.

On a fateful day, the topic was “weeds”. He said they were unwanted in our gardens and farmlands, and I immediately interrupted him: why call them WEEDS when they have the characteristics of a loser? They should be called LEEDS since L means loser and W means winner.

Since that day, my teacher nicknamed me Leeds boy, which has led me to many victories as I grew up and made me a Leeds United fan 💛⚪️

[𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 @liamASAP]

There are always two people for every person on Earth: the one who truly loves you, and the one you truly love.

[👾 @Gleaminglemur]

Drake casually won $68,560 from one spin 😭🔥

[Queen Katalina 🦋 @godsoncatalina]

Revenge is a motivation when a woman decides to take it very personal, you’ll never imagine the level of crime she’d initiate and leave no trace 🎬🍿

[👾 @Gleaminglemur]

Bruhhh, i never knew drake was such a troll 😭

[PaPa J 𝕏 @joshweltt]

We active period 😂

[Unstoppable Dj Cyber 🎧 @DjcyberMedia]

This line will forever be goated
Olamide Baddo Adedeji 🐐 ❤️
Letter to Milli 2016

[Raliat🧶 @Raliatrk]

Are dogs ever like "no thanks I'm full" or will they just eat until they explode.

[BIG HYCE @99hyce]

You will see me swag again. I just need some time to get my life back together. I will be back stronger than ever.

[Siala @rubenno9]

God, I’m open to whatever path You place before me. Just give me a sign

[Øffîcîal Dēstîñy🌍🥷 @Supremegee_]

Sister if your body is the temple of God, then who are you to stop the sons of God from entering their father's temple

[26 savage 🗽 @21motion23]

I think the one thing I've needed more than anything lately is just a big hug full of love at the end of each day. I miss that warmth with every ounce of my soul.

[Ayoooooo @blvcksnow_]

85 options on Bayse Combos just for today 😳. Make I risk this 10k or use am cook efo 7 lives? 😔🤔

[FredDrex @FredDrex31063]

As my account balance dy go down na so my temper go dy go up! Any small thing I dn vex 😞

[່ @strssdyt]

in the most selfish way possible, i hope no eyes ever hold you the way mine do.

[Big Jikada🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bigjikada0]

A girl who stood by you when you had nothing or a girl that made you become something, who're you marrying?

[REAL 🟡 @Yabgmi_]

"After talking things through, the Nigerian DJs Association decided to lift the ban on Burna Boy’s songs, including songs he is featured in. People fight and argue at work and everywhere else, people disagree with one another at some point. It is normal. "

— Dj Neptune

[Ebube✝️ @EbubeO42]

Cold morning + hot okpa = one of the few reasons Nigeria still makes sense to me. 😂

[LOPPERKEM 🇺🇲 @Directorkem]

His Faith is something else Jesus 😭 goosebumps don full my body

Movie: Midnight Mass