Cranberry Sauce

Mad/National Lampoon survivor. Patriot. Military respecter. I laugh at my own jokes.

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@atensnut @SueConn73899798 Time to call-in a 10-53 for this “man down, not computing” episode

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@BigFish3000 @PMF31763 Who forgot to put his booster seat in the vehicle?

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@Oilfield_Rando In an attempt to describe Mr Stiller, besides the appearance of being the eternal king of a high-strung, over-caffeinated dolt, there’s also a hint of pud-whacker energy. Is pud whacker 1 word or two?

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@SaltyGoat17 @tooosunny Hopefully the procedure was successful to locate his spine

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@dom_lucre And I was thinking that it was just white men that can’t dance

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@merrylynn06 @DerrickEvans4WV @sjaction3 High Times might be a better magazine cover for the BS going on in NYC

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@LibOrNormal Nice vocabulary on this guy …. and a bad hat to go with it, too

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@TrustDML George Harrison warned of smooth-talking hustlers who distract or deceive ….

Watch out now, take care
Beware of soft shoe shufflers
Dancing down the sidewalks

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@SamAntar They don’t look like they are happy, just going through the motions

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@emilyjuniper_ Justin looks old - he’s not aging well

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@lordbuckly We all wish something would happen to end the madness, but not likely. I feel bad for California and the steal that occurred with eyes wide open.

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@catturd2 I hear a tapping noise. It comes and goes. VERY annoying is that TAPPING

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@marcthiessen More TAPPING? Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary … While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a TAPPING … Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “TAPPING at my chamber door …

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@EricLDaugh @fedupMolly17 Mr Thune must have recently received his mail order “Theatrics 101” certificate, and is show us how great an actor he is

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@BuzzPatterson @merrylynn06 Nicholas Sandmann-like moment, Part 2

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@mitchellvii @MsPeach2850 House judiciary is really good at bloviating, that then turns into nothingness

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@AAC0519 Bozo called, he wants his hair back

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@merrylynn06 For just $1 more, they could have brought truth to the adage “as fake as a three-dollar bill”

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@mattgaetz @PMF31763 No Bozo’s