Gerard Livett

Ex-President of FEMA, town planner, student of the historic environment, seamster and general ragamuffin

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@mhdksafa Hello

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@jayrayner1 How about a bowl of coffee and a flowerpot of muffin? #wrong

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@highwaylass Reminds me of when I worked as a PBTD.
Me: Where to?
Small child: Take us home
Child's dad: But he doesn't know where we live

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@alex_chicchi Come ho scritto, non ho visto il cane nascosto. I gatti pensino che siano nascosti ogni tanto 😸

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@alex_chicchi Cane, quale cane? 😿🐕

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I am being pursued by @tescomobile for a debt on a phone contract I did not take out. I was the victim of a delivery fraud, but despite contacting them four times I am still getting threatening letters.

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@alexchicchi Bella

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@highwaylass Marv

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@highwaylass I remember every time we have lost pets (cat people)

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@highwaylass Just seen this
So sorry for your loss

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@TommyCorbyn @lizzy_pettit I once met your dad at a funfair about 15 years ago. He was a loving father having a family evening out with his boys. #notjustapolitician

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@gailebishop Suppose it lets in more light.

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@highwaylass Be as quick as possible

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@fabulucy Great use of the Benthamite panopticon

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@josef Followed by the dark side of the moon variant.

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@RevRichardColes Thought so. Although these days....

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@RevRichardColes Is 'never married' a euphemism?

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@fabulucy Getting close myself

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@BarmyDeano @fabulucy I give up

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@Aiannucci If voting ever changed anything they would change the system