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[Naval @naval]

The left is on a project to enforce equality, despite biology and markets.

The goal of equality gives claim to the moral high ground, but contradicting biology and markets requires censorship and violence, which makes the whole project immoral.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[Rüms🌞 @r___ums]

“Tell her that River Cartwright sent you”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

I think my favourite thing about this is her grandkids are probably going to grow up wondering why their grandma has such an ungodly hatred for dogs.🤣🤣🤣🤣

"But grandma, why can't I have a dog?"

"Joel, I said no. Yɛkasa tie."

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

As a former teacher.

We do this on purpose. It was always on purpose.

[Quame Jnr @quame_jnr1]

“Slow Horses” starts with River Cartwright being sabotaged and sent to the Slough House so basically the premise is he does not deserve to be there.
Except he continues to make some stupid mistakes that tells you he’s right at home😭

[Afia @af_ia_blue]

“I mean who takes another country’s medical records?”
He was flabbergasted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Edem Kumodzi 🇬🇭🇹🇬 @edemkumodzi]

This is really neat https://t.co/pRs81os602 👏👏👏

[Larry Fisher 🐉 @burnergod77]

To be so madly in love with my wife that i remember a random stranger that let me hold the pen that led my life to a happier tomorrow. Incredible.

[KC @dontblameitonKC]

This is frying meeeeeeeeeeeee lmfaoooooooo

[dosa @dishasterr]

and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[💌 @hurremspearl]

People who call Friends overrated will never understand the level of comfort it brings to so many people.

[DoubleSilencer @Therenike]

“Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate so he's really not a part of our family.
Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family”

😭😭😭😭

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

Maybe the most romantic thing someone can give you isn't butterflies, it's certainty. Knowing a difficult conversation won't make them leave, their affection won't vanish with a bad mood, knowing you don't have to perform to be loved.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Slow Horses playing Ebo Taylor’s Love and Death at the end of S6E1 is so cool.

[elliot | saoirse ronan bad apples era @snoopycooke]

like what was the plan here 😭😭😭

[Reve𖤓☽ @celedrielreve]

Somebody nuke that evil old man 😭