Clayton Welch

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@jakepaul should have to fight fighters in the midst of their career like everyone else.

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

Jake Paul is 3-0 against washups. Next fight should be @jakepaul v. Ryan garcia if he wants any respect as a fighter. Weight advantage and all, if @jakepaul believes in himself at all as a fighter, he will fight CURRENT FIGHTERS instead of people already bound for a nursing home.

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

After five years, Landen has just been informed that his computer background is not of him and his wife, but actually of @BaileyWaite and Landen’s wife 😂 #LandensWorld

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

“Do they even need the M or the machine. I mean doesn’t the automated teller part imply that it’s a machine already... ugh so many redundancies”

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

Do you think there are sugar salesmen that like go around and actually sell sugar? I feel like people would always be very suspicious if you told them that.

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

“Do you have to say hot milf or by saying milf you are already implying she is hot?”

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@fnando650 @derekcarrqb This is between Derek and I, and unfortunately you aren’t either of these people

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@derekcarrqb you fucked me out of $200 in fantasy winnings that I NEEDED....hope you sleep well with your 25 million guaranteed annually

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@ESPN_ff I think if the starter goes down in a game, the starting QBs backup should be inserted in the lineup automatically. I shouldn’t have to be screwed for a QB to only score 2 points...that’s fucked

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@derekcarrqb my Venmo is claytarded11, I’ll be waiting for my money that you lost me

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@AllenRobinson so are you playing Monday vs. Vikings? Get back to me ASAP, I need to know if I need to sub you! Looking forward to hearing back soon! Thanks! #biggestfan

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@Helmick174 Biologically, that doesn't make sense

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

To this day, if @MichaelVick was a fantasy option, I'd pick him everytime. Talent is talent #ChangeMyMind

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@LandensWorld You are everything but good looking dude, you need a doctor, maybe🤷🏽‍♂️

[Stache Bashe 2k19 @StacheBasheNWU]

Happy #StacheSunday folks! This week we honor the greatest ever quarterback to wield a mustache in the NFL, @GardnerMinshew5 . Mr. Minshew is an inspiration to us all and we all hope to handle our upper lip accessory with the same swagger some day.

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

@AB84 You can do it, sounds like this year you got quite a bit of free time 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Clayton Welch @getbuttnaked]

After @McgregorUFC2 gets done putting the beat down on @FloydMayweather,maybe Floyd vs. @RhondaRouseyFc match to even things out for Floyd?

[Natalie Rix @nteg321]

Sometimes I'm overwhelmed at the thought that one day I'll get to look My Savior in the eyes