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dont car

[getcoffee @getcoff3e]

@DillonMThomas @CBSNewsColorado Tragic

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[Verm @SINKPlSSER]

When you sad but your fit hard 😞🔥

[Baldi's USB Flash Drive🏳️‍🌈 @BaldiFlashDrive]

Submitted by @.mousey203

[getcoffee @getcoff3e]

@ShitpostRock2 What do you mean? England exists

[NCS Severe Crash Prediction Center @NCS_SCPC]

BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
SEVERE CRASH WARNING
NATIONAL CRASH SERVICE PHILADELPHIA PA

06:01 PM EDT FRI JUN 05 2026

THE NATIONAL CRASH SERVICE IN PHILADELPHIA HAS ISSUED A

* SEVERE CRASH WARNING FOR. . .
MICHIGAN INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY
* UNTIL 06:11 PM

AT 06:01 PM EDT FRI JUN 05 2026
A DESTRUCTIVE CRASH WAS OBSERVED NEAR THE BACKSTRETCH
HAZARD... DESTRUCTIVE 1-4 CAR CRASH.
SOURCE... OBSERVED
IMPACT... THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. CARS WILL BE DAMAGED OR DESTROYED. CARS COULD LEAK CONSIDERABLE AMOUNTS OF OIL AND FUEL, WHICH COULD LEAD TO LARGE FIRES.
LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE... BACKSTRETCH

SEVERE CRASH DAMAGE THREAT...DESTRUCTIVE

#ARCA #HenryFordHealth200

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Oh...that's gore. That's gore of my comfort character

[Hieu Vu Duc @hieuvudesign]

The Mazda Furai was one of the most dramatic looking car ever to have existed. It was one of the few moments in the late 2000s when I felt hopeful about what the future could look like.

Music: Hikaru Utada - Electricity (salute Remix)

@MazdaUSA

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

i think all in all opening the dms was a success

[RAY0ZMAY0 @RAY0ZMAY0]

I liked how they couldn't say what it originally requested but kept "Fuck Barack Obama"

[.aj RUINER @ajgenerated]

I hate to break it to you but this is still just a faster laptop

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

Happy Pride Month 🍩

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Eye contact. Firm handshake.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

As someone who enjoys malware and malware accessories, I for one believe this to be incredible news and I applaud Satya Nadella for this

As someone who deals with malware defensively, I for one believe this is terrible news and I hate Satya Nadella so much right now it's unreal

[Verm @SINKPlSSER]

Auto Manufacturers after 2011:

[Tim Soret @timsoret]

Make sure to take your daily dose of Japanese Twitter 20mg to remedy any effect caused by doom-scrolling.

[getcoffee @getcoff3e]

@real_hotaru FPS and Racing games

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.