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@memechaotic (solo artist, but…) 50 Cunt

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@GamewithDave Llamatron. Just perfect.

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@lady_valor_07 Your Mum.

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@gcraven10 Cottage pie is made with beef. Shepherd’s pie is made with lamb. Shepherds pie is made with shepherds.

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@Jaack 83. And then the effort begins.

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@oku_yungx Your Mum

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@CountBinface But they’re just 76p per croissant! Unless they intend to convey something non-numerical with ‘(v)’.

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@Jaack 8. The correct answer is 8 … … … million legs.

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@NigelGraz The Bible?

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@anon_opin Please bear in mind that it is impossible to hear his undeniably excellent name without also thinking ‘…Chris Waddle’.

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I hope some of the ‘tough decisions’ in this autumn’s budget will involve finding ways to fund keeping Jofra Archer and Emma Raducanu injury-free. British sport is just so much better when their abilities are unleashed.

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That didn’t last long. Typical.

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The ‘as it stands’ table looking pretty good for Fulham right now #alphabeticalorder

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Scotland qualified. Southgate. England drew 1-1 with Switzerland. Surely it has to be 4-1 vs the Netherlands?

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A historic, fantastic moment. One that feels like it’s been far too long coming. And after Cavendish, now for the election…

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England fans running out of song ideas and repeating the national anthem. Instead, I’d love them to belt out the ‘Only Fools And Horses’ theme. Not adapted with player names, just in its original form, and sung with gusto.

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Quite liking this Mc-ki Taka :-) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Just want to watch the Euros. But it’s preceded by a Tory broadcast which consists of a proven lie, delivered by someone who appears unable to make it to the end of even one weirdly staccato phrase without smirking, and then adding further subsidiary lies. Not great telly!

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Jude Bellingham and Rory McIlroy could end up contesting Sports Personality of the Year. Right now, they’re making it hard to pick Sports Personality of the Day!

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@AlexSelbyB It’ll hit number 1 if @NathanAspi wins the Premier League of Darts. But a couple of Lukes might have something to say about that.