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Women's Basketball fan

- 401 If you're the FBI, my tweets are all jokes.

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@ChrisJHoops @BenSimmons25 Bro passed out of a wide open layup in the playoffs. We literally don't care about his highlight packages anymore.

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International Twitter is so damn funny

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

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@tylermilliken_ And they're going to lose because this offense is pathetic

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I haven't hated a Red Sox team like I hate this team in at least a decade

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@RIPatriot4547 @RedSox Fold up your life

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@TJStats Thomas White??

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If he had an issue with it, I'm sure we would've heard from him by now.

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

Gay people get an entire month but Charlie Kirk gets nothing?

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@AndrewKolvet Get a life you pussy

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Biden: "Let's use 300b to alleviate student loan debts."

Conservatives: "ABSOLUTELY NOT, THAT'S AWFUL."

Trump: "We're giving 300b to Iran to rebuild after I started a pointless war that increased prices for everyday Americans."

Conservatives: "Omg! Brilliant!"

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Kids at school trying to argue with me that CR7 is better than Messi.... He's not even the best Ronaldo.

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Tell her Messi still doing it.

[₿ruke @BrukeFasil]

My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!

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@CallMeGlib @historyinmemes *Nolan Ryan blurb*

You: "I just cannot stop thinking about gay people."

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Very cool, very normal things happening here

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.

Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.

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Masterful gambit you buffoon

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

1 year ago, DOGE slashed $250M in funding including New World Screwworm prevention programs.

Now, the Trump admin is spending $1B to combat the outbreak.

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@LibWatchUSA @corikochan @FullOfGraceUS And we should've been more harsh on the Confederacy and you wouldn't be here.

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Out of business in 5 years? 6?

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Pizza Hut is being sold to private equity.

Fast food giant Yum! Brands is selling the pizza chain, and all of the locations outside of China will be bought by private equity firm LongRange Capital for $1.5 billion.

China locations are being sold to Yum China for $1.2 billion.

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Money isn't even real

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

BREAKING: Elon Musk net worth increases $6 billion every time SpaceX stock goes up $1 dollar

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Y'all voted for these pathetic losers

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has shuttered the Northeast Climate Adaptation Science Center, which studies harmful invasive species such as the Spotted Lanternfly.

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I hate ring culture because what???

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“I have him above Nash, Kidd, Sam Jones, Harden, Gervin and Luka.”

- Bill Simmons on Jalen Brunson

(h/t @TheNBABase )

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'aNd ThIs iS wHy We NeEd ThE BaLlRoOm'

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The FBI says it foiled an alleged terror plot targeting Sunday’s UFC Freedom 250 event on the White House South Lawn.

Five suspects are in custody after authorities say they planned a coordinated attack involving explosive-filled drones aimed at buildings near the venue. Investigators allege the plot was designed to trigger panic among attendees and funnel fleeing crowds toward a sniper team positioned to carry out additional attacks.