Flooglehorn

Professional Penis Model in search of Sanity and clarity. Seeking help for my addiction to internet backgammon.

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

@imasurvivor66 Internet access

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

RELIABLY hearing the principal reason infotrack COOKED the poll numbers by raising Hon Raila's percentage from low 20s to low 30s is to help odm raise campaign fund so that they can have some financial autonomy from my BELOVED JUBILEE! @JunetMohamed @makaumutua @DonaldBKipkorir

[HSBC SVNS @SVNSSeries]

Few better try-scorers in Sevens history than @cinjera 🔥

#HSBC7s | @KenyaSevens

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

@MillicentOmanga Let me help Millicent Omanga.

I apologise for my earlier tweet. It was very selfish of me to forget the plight of the passengers. I am sorry. Halafu unaweka: My point is...

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

@MillicentOmanga Kindly STFU.

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

@WORLDSTAR No debate!!!

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

@Akinyi19Abongo Amen!

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

@ItsMutai Who is this twat for heaven's sake? We need to out these guys with a lot more info to "educate" the voter

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

So a grown man sat down and thumbed this into his phone after careful consideration. #DumbAss

[Sen. Ledama Olekina @ledamalekina]

Good Morning? Are you a true “Mzalendo” with a flue? Worry not with Baba Care @RailaOdinga will ensure that if you go to any hospital in Kenya for treatment and you are told the usual “ we have no drugs … go buy them in a pharmacy in town” your NHIF card will pay for the drugs.

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

@linacristiano7 YingYang Twins 💯

[Gas Monkey Garage @GasMonkeyGarage]

We never know what going to roll on into our parking lot, but this Mustang was turning some heads! What do you think of it? 🔥 or 👎 ?

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

RIP Drakeo, the greatest West Coast artist of a generation, a legend who invented a new rap language of slippery cadences, nervous rhythms, and psychedelic slang, who beat life twice only to suffer the most tragic fate conceivable. The Ruler, once, always, and forever. 💔

[UnitedReds @UnitedRedscom]

Throwback to Robin Van Persie receiving a Guard of Honour from Arsenal after winning the league 😅 #MUFC

[Lamar_FxTrader @Lamar_fxtrader]

Apartment building in Turin holds 150 trees

[Flooglehorn @ghostcreative]

Peach Salad

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Meet Kabay Tamu, one of 8 people suing the Australian government over the impacts of the climate crisis

[PropesaTv @PropesaTv]

It's only God who made this possible.
I want to thank my parents, my wife and my girlfriend.

[RedDevilTimes @RedDevilTimes]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the only Man United player still active from the 2008 Champions League final.

#MUFC

[Al @SautiOfKenya]

@SeweS_ Rubbish.

People from Western Kenya need to demand high quality, fast, modern trains to get them home comfortably within 5 hours. They aren’t children of a lesser God. The notion that they are “OK with it” is retrogressive. Go read Charles Dicken’s Oliver Twist.

We want more!

[Dickie Bush @dickiebush]

Writing Twitter, I come with holiday gifts:

On Monday, The 22 Laws of Digital Writing eBook from me and @Nicolascole77 goes live for $22.

But tonight only, if you RT this or reply 🚢🚢, we'll DM you a copy for free!

Clock starts... now ⏳