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Just mixing it up with the lunatics.

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@NightSkyToday So if you ate a slice, would that make you a cannibal?

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@lippyent And just like that, my quad went bi....

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@NightSkyToday The only hitch is you have to learn how to breathe through your butt...

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@itsD3lay Madam, I'm Vin Diesel!

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@evrenseImerak I knew I was in trouble when I started seeing pink humans everywhere!

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@PhysInHistory Boy, that would solve the big "but we're in a huge void" problem, wouldn't it? Things just have a way of working out!😳

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@naturelife_ok "Hey mom, look at me, I'm a VW Beetle -- trunk's in the front, get it?"

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@HumansNoContext Humans will do anything to avoid interacting with strangers.

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@CharlesMullins2 Wow, that's the same breakthrough technology that powers the Magic 8-Ball.

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@forallcurious Tell me about it, I just got a credit card bill from my past, and you wouldn't believe the shit I bought when I wasn't there...

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@astronomiaum Actually, it sucks, big time.

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E. Hemingway wrote: "Kilimanjaro is a snow-covered mountain 19,710 feet high...Close to the western summit there is the dried and frozen carcass of a leopard. No one has explained what the leopard was seeking at that altitude."
Gigantic Brown Bear in Alaska: "Look, if you guys can get away with 'because it's there,' I think you should cut the leopard and me some slack!"

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@naturelife_ok Hence the term, "duck and cover!"

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@EpicClipVault "So it is a simulation!"

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@CosmicGaiaX Rare, but not as delicious as a chocolate mousse, er, moose!

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@NatureUnedited The Hopalong Gang lives up to its reputation as the scourge of the high plains!

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@soniferodalana Unfortunately, Sigmund Freud was often wrong about nearly everything he proposed, according to several sources.

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@awkwardgoogle Raven: "Well, nobody ever wrote a poem with the line 'Quoth the Crow, 'Nevermore.' That's all me, bitch!”
Crow: Caw!

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@forallcurious Does that mean all the people who thought the Earth was the center of the universe were right?

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@Rainmaker1973 What started as a "just wave it around a little bit" instruction turns into a land-speed record attempt.