Today Travis Bazzana:
-Hit a 427 bomb
-Saw 7 pitches even in a strikeout
-Stole 2 bags
-Kept a rally going with his base running
I have seen this movie before
I’m looking forward to roughly 9 ebbs and flows the summer of the guards getting hot for a couple games, then back to hitting .215 for the rest of the week and they somehow finish 5-4 in a ten-day stretch.
Playing co-op with my boy:
Why is Mike trout not on my fucking team when I chose him
Why does my teammate get to lead off every single inning with this bullshit hit rule
I get one fucking at bat and if I don’t get a hit I’m done for the inning
106 line out to the track; horseshit
Reports out of Gambier, OH from Theo Canning: “Honestly, semen retention is what kept me Hoodie Melo for so long. Ever since I started burping the worm again I’ve totally lost it.”