Gi Dalor

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[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

Don't trust anything I say here, or at least trust it as much as you feel you should trust an anonymous account with a made up name and AI generated photo(s).
I'm incredibly honest in real life, but have the urge to tell a few 'changed to protect' stories while I'm still here.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

This leaves me speechless.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@SportsPeteO if anyone from #SCCambuur reads this, do not under any circumstances agree to a loan clause where you're obliged to start or play him.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@SportsPeteO At least he'd have an excuse for not scoring.
Another loan move to the EFL would be pointless, so he might as well try something else. If this didn't work out, I'm not sure what his options would be.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@LoftusSteve Quite right, Steve. The courts are capable of dealing with the real criminals.
We need patriots like you who will hold the imaginary criminals to account.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@ArturNadol7566 If Cook had died of a heart attack in a 'failed robbery' then this would be feasible.
I don't doubt it's suspicious, but this simply doesn't hold water unless...
Well, sorry, I'm not inclined to start a new branch of the theory. 3/

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@ArturNadol7566 Ideally just 2 people; the person making the decision and the one who carried out the operation. Then you'd kill the second person.
You would not conduct the operation in this public a manner. With the FOI request, there'd be at least 10 people involved. Far too many. 2/

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@SimonVelocity @ArturNadol7566 @reformparty_uk If Alistair gave him permission.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@GeorgeP47296011 @GBPolitcs It's nice to know that you can see beyond his Scottish nationality.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

What I particularly love is his assertion that, rather than cronyism, Reform have a completely uncrony procedure where Farage unilaterally picks the candidates to ensure that they're all even worse than him.

[DaddyNeedsCoffee 🇺🇦 🚴‍♂️ 🎨 🇪🇺 @DaddyCoffee73]

I’m actually getting hot sweats of embarrassment on behalf of @ZiaYusufUK here…
And @EmilyThornberry’s face at the end is magnificent, can someone clip that up as a GIF?? 😂 she’s wonderful 💕

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@King0243_PJC So Farage is saying that it's Reform's policies are the same as Rishi Sunak's, and it's Badenoch who's made it impossible for Sunakists (like Braverman) to stay a Tory!
I don't disagree that Reform are a Tory splinter group, obviously.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@PHeatonJones I remember when you could rely on MPs to abandon their principles and go along with the flow.
What is our politics coming to?

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

if your iq is over 140 you should qualify for disability

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

Smart, successful, driven.
Also, and I appreciate this should be less important to me, tall.
Mind you, I also have a thing for Kim Yo-jong, so while others may claim they have poor taste in women....

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Your day could be worse. You could be married to this.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

Interesting that in this Trump era, his manner probably doesn't do him any harm electorally. Probably a net positive for him in fact.
But can you imagine if a female politician behaved that way?

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast.

The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it.

There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️

It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER!

At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations.

He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously.

Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@roller1004 @WalkerMarcus He must realise by now. He could easily get 70 or whatever MPs who think he should be the next PM, but not many of them are Labour.
He's not the only one who seems to be in the wrong party. I can't speak. I seem to be in the wrong party. I just don't have a right party.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

Soon a new record for living ex-Prime Ministers (9), broken for the 4th time in less than 4 years. Italian politics used to be like this, but that was because no party had a majority.
In the UK these days, no Prime Minister has a party.

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

I think it's incumbent upon all of us to ensure the interview is the thing John Craig will be remembered for. #CraigBinface the 20s version of FrostNixon

[Mark Littlewood @MarkJLittlewood]

Another masterful @CountBinface interview. Joyously for the first thirty seconds you can hear John Craig in the background on the line to @SkyNews HQ complaining that he’d been bullied into interviewing Binface a few minutes earlier 😂👇

[Gi Dalor @gi_dalor]

@RupertLowe10 Tell you what, Alistair. Stop calling yourself Rupert Lowe and you have a deal.