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Musicians would all be diagnosed schizophrenic if word got out that we were constantly hearing our parts for songs we played in years past.

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Prepare for the explosive sequel to the hit series "Pepsi, Where's My Jet?" coming soon to Netflix, based on shocking real-life events in the world of private jets and intrigue.

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

sorry if I havent wished you a happy birthday in 2 years, i stopped going on facebook bc it makes me sad and toppled american democracy

[Adal Rifai @adalrifai]

just outpizza’d the hut. im shaking

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😮😮😮

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

🚨 Drone appreciation post! 🚨

1,824 drones light up the sky above the Olympic Stadium as the #Tokyo2020 emblem seamlessly becomes a revolving globe. 😍🌏

#StrongerTogether #OpeningCeremony

[Zoe @_ZMoney]

A post-honeymoon morning @Giant4Hire

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@BigGrandeTweets I wouldn't hate to see that cheetahman sports jersey come back in stock...

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@avisilver @BigGrandeTweets @danlippertcool God it feels good to be seen. One day the major merch outfitters will catch on

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@itsjonmackey Morrissey finally got to you, eh?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Me every day: *never shits myself*

Me packing underwear for a vacation: I'm going to shit myself 2-3 times a day

[Zoe @_ZMoney]

Some more gems for you

[Zoe @_ZMoney]

Okay. So the last unit I teach to these 9th graders is basically just all significant court cases.

We talked about US v Nixon today as like a checks and balances/separation of powers example.

My students are DESTROYING Nixon, this literally made my day.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As of today, every American is eligible to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. For yourself, your neighbors, and your family — please, get your vaccine.

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How do I get on the staff of @ConanOBrien long enough to convince him to take up the mantle as Taskmaster in a second US attempt at @taskmaster

I have 52 hours of vacation to spend.

[Bleeding Cool @bleedingcool]

Would you like to win a #Bluray of #BarbAndStar Go To Vista Del Mar? All you need is a Twitter account. Go read this article for more details. #BCBarbAndStar https://t.co/qNVcbkQvvy

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Me: chill out, my guy. This one's just a vaccine.

My immune system: hold my beer.

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@_ZMoney : I wish your nipples looked like that

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Jessica Walters arriving in heaven, meeting St Peter, only to discover he is actually Gene Parmesan.

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@SayGreatTrade @_ZMoney stop tweeting at randoms saturday

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