Gibran Saleem

Comedian. Late Bloomer. Still Bloomin🕺🏾 Host of the legendary @WDISTpodcast. Stand Up NBC / Gotham Comedy Live / MTV's Beyond The Wall / Better Things on FX.

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Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat.

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Instagram needs a “petty like” button. I don’t want more of someone's content, I just need them to think "we’re cool."

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Biscotti’s, while delicious, do not make up for a delayed flight on the tarmac.

Unless the flight was delayed due to biscotti deficit.

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The Muslims are Coming… Swing State Invasion! Join me, @jordancarlos, @GibranSaleem, @joshgondelman, and more surprise guests in Reading, PA for a night of comedy from your favorite Muslim (and not Muslim) comedians! Oooh, did I mention, it’s free!

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@fredtheobserver lol

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Technically this is Trump’s second mug shot.

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Have you ever seen your Dad cry? I know Jaden and Willow have. What was it like? 🥲🤭🕺🏽Latest ep of @WDISTPodcast w the hilarious @GianmarcoSoresi from @comedycentral out now!

https://t.co/Osx9L5A2se
https://t.co/c0rRKv4bvH

PA: @sophaagram

#comedy #dad #cry #WillSmith #lol

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@mathewballard Lol

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Who are you wearing tonight?
Chris Rock: Will Smith’s fingerprints

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Will Smith just Uncle Phil’ed the fuck out of Chris Rock.

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Thank you #syracuse #ithaca #burlington and @hasanminhaj for some incredible shows this week🔥👑🕺🏽. Wowzas. #thekingsjestertour is magical. @ Landmark Theatre https://t.co/IGfJpH3vQV

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@crowgod666 @hasanminhaj Thank you brother!

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Heyooo🕺🏽. Super excited to be opening for @hasanminhaj next week! If you are around get tickets to the #thekingsjester tour at https://t.co/NYMqIv6yDt @ New York https://t.co/JumVbcFPUu

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Do people think you’re too sensitive?! Last clip from this weeks @WDISTPodcast with the electric @usamastandsup from @agt and @yourmangobae. Out now!

https://t.co/a0fFEQIOpa

#funny #sensitive #empath #lol

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@iamphilstewart Lol

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Yoga with Adriene is like the Joe Rogan for women.

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Brown Frat Hazing?! Check out this weeks @WDISTPodcast , with the iconic @usamastandsup from @AGT and @yourmangobae. Out now!

https://t.co/a0fFEQIOpa
#brown #frat #life

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See @dlemoncomedy @Subhah @GibranSaleem @cassidycomedy & more on our 10:30PM!
https://t.co/gMJDvVidji

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But do they really?! 🕺🏽🎤🪒. Another 🔥@WDISTpodcast, with the magnetic @usamastandsup from @agt and @yourmangobae out now! It’s one of the funniest ones yet. Check it out!

https://t.co/a0fFEQIOpa
PA @ben_singer5 & Sophia Mendoza

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“What commercials did I miss?!”

- Me showing up late to a Super Bowl party

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What are you willing to do to protect a loved one?! @aminahimani from @ComedyCentral has super power strength on this weeks ep of @WDISTPodcast

Ep available all all platforms!🕺🏽🥋👏🏾