GiGi

proud kia soul driver (former)

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[Butt Crusticles @Butt_Crusticles]

I have stage four terminal swamp ass

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when your chin hair becomes long enough to pluck on a sunday night it signals prosperity for the week ahead

[chance @chanceposts]

Man… the hand that feeds me is looking pretty delicious right now

[malevolent slime @rgbmassacre]

roommate went to the bathroom and 15 seconds later i hear him say Oh no... #ThePoopGotHim

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My gf is so much better at crosswords than me that I worry she loves me like a dog

[bigsock @biggersocks]

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

[gabe @allgarbled]

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[elf @elfvxn]

if ur a boy and we’re friends ur basically like a girl to me i’m sorry queen

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

who tf put all this poop in my butt

[shrimp @m0ssjuice]

some of u are actual npcs. why do you follow a brand. why do you follow the Jeep instagram account

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[ally @peachykief]

No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

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