@EimearMcCormack I tried to explain the use of the word "cat" to a Portuguese friend. Later when I asked him how his football team had played he said, "Terrible. They played like cats".
@SamWoodrow15@naomi_long Of course! It's not possible to argue for more than one thing at a time!! Some stuff trumps and cancels all other stuff! Doh! Why didn't I see this before?!
@DAaronovitch @ScanlanWithAnA My mother left me in my pram outside a shop and went home. It was only two hours later she remembered she had a baby and came and got me - no worse for the experience.