James Cole

Who am I? I'm a nursing student, husband, father, and Christian. I think I'm lazy, but I like challenging work.

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

My phone gives many notifications throughout the day. The latest? "Front Load Washer: The cycle has finished. Please unload the laundry."

[Pythagoras📡 @pythagoras999]

One of the best paragraphs written in the last hundred years.

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

Now that it is no longer Twitter, shouldn't Tweets be now X-pulsions or X-udates?

[Mac Frazier, Nice Chaos Monster @MacFrazier]

I will be saying chamungus at the start of every meeting, now.

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

@JackKennedy pretty sure it's an atmospheric craft, not a spaceship.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

I signed up for the Pennypack Ecological Restoration Trust Trail Run/Walk on Apr 23, 2022!
Sign up before Thursday for discounted rate. https://t.co/4u5JXdD5Ih

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

Help Smirnov Family Escape War Zone in Ukraine! https://t.co/H1q0ex0uLF

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but they misspelled my name as “Lassie.”

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The most popular word in each state

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

@DicconHyatt do you know this from experience?

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

Had my ear irrigated, an unspeakably gross but wonderful experience. Instant relief

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

While we were still in the White House, I began sharing my summer favorites—and now, it’s become a little tradition that I look forward to sharing with you all. So here's this year's offering. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It feels good to be back.

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

@KenJennings Roasted beets?

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

@hammadimam_ @TerribleMaps This will make the postal abbreviations a nightmare.

[Kurt Schneider @KurtHSchneider]

Was this a waste of 5 hours?? Let me know 😅 Also can’t believe @jk_rowling retweeted this video 🤪🤪🤪 Thank you guys for sharing! @acousticjason #harrypotter #music

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

@TheCHLocal Nice write up, and a lovely place to visit, but sadly the building and the grounds are closed in accordance with the governor's stay-at-home order. All parking lots are blocked. Please visit when this is all over! But for now stay at home and walk locally while social distancing.

[James Cole @gimli_jpc]

Shut Down Pornhub and Hold Its Executives Accountable for Aiding Trafficking - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/pHvSMtudTu via @Change