That Cuck Guy

#kony2012

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

@cars_williams Good job Carson you beat Chance the Rapper, you’re now the president of the United States

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

@ScHoolBoy_Lew @StanMuckerman You dumb idiot
The answer is obviously Miracle, Blind Side, Remember the Titans

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

@thomasg120 @XFLNewYork Big oof from the big city gaurdians

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

@cars_williams Happened to me with planned parenthood yesterday

[jezza @extremely_wet]

oysters

[Cooter-B Official @thomasg120]

@ScHoolBoy_Lew Pull up those black socks and come on down! @Egansbar #hangwiththelegends

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

They made Sonic the Hedgehog look like the mascot for a disease in a pharmaceutical ad

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

@cars_williams I feel that, whose tits are you hoping for next season?

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

Glad you finally got vaccinated @GradyWorsham

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

Arya seriously had the chance to kill the 3 most important characters and she kills like 3 fuckin losers. Like sure the first one could’ve been like “oh you’re joking”. Fuckin IDIOT

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

Slumdog millionaire happened, get over it

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

Yo for real Fuck cancer

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

Wondered how Bryan got those new headphones

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

Happy birthday Steve Irwin, I always wished a croc had killed you

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

Welcome to Geico, I’ll be your guide

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

I smell like Iran and I like it

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Happy Valentines Day to everyone except Gary. Fuck you, Gary.

[That Cuck Guy @gimmethatfish]

I wish I had money on this game to be this mad

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

ME: I’ll have a hot dog with everything on it
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: actually it’s not possible to put “everything” on a hot dog, or anything else for that matter, because “everything” contains infinity. Also-
ME: shut the fuck up Neil DeGrasse Tyson