mimis 💤

flip it and make it gay

[mimis 💤 @gimmidemnuts]

okay NOW i’m gonna post before i regret it but hashtag love hudcon and hollanov so #SELFIEFORHUDCON

[Drozzzy @Hurtyoutwice]

***
ilya, the chef, grabbing the plate out of the waiter’s hands: nope. i’m serving this one personally. i want to look this pervert in the eyes

2/2

[Drozzzy @Hurtyoutwice]

#hollanov
shane, ordering at a restaurant: no butter or salt in the sauce, brown rice instead of white, steam the fish instead of grilling it, and serve the vegetables raw and undressed, please

1/2

[Felicis ✨ @toocoldforangel]

During heat waves, Shane is DYING. He’s overstimulated, disgusted by his own sweaty skin, and one minor inconvenience away from a breakdown. Meanwhile, his husband Ilya is still attached to his hip and apparently cannot survive without cuddling on the couch

[Drac @onyxnight1989]

Today’s pregnant Shane Hollander thought: Shane gets pregnant with triplets and they are henceforth known as The Triad™️. They speak about The Triad™️ like they’re the mob sometimes.
“The Triad™️ is demanding pizza.”
“The Triad™️ is unhappy with your offering of celery.”

[mimis 💤 @gimmidemnuts]

the pics are getting out of hand🤩

[shaunee 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ he/him @hollandersimp]

144.

[mimis 💤 @gimmidemnuts]

ilya watching glee is now the gayest hc i have of bro now😭

[shaunee 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ he/him @hollandersimp]

140.

[Polia ✨ @poliaax]

the beard the short hair i’m sick

[bear @floweringgs]

type of shit shane comes home from a shoot to anya and ilya doing

[lou 🏒 @l0ucif3r_]

Cliff texting Shane

[hollanov🙇!! @Medrawawi]

ilya went to pick her up 🐤

[lou 🏒 @l0ucif3r_]

Father’s Day six years in the future 🥹❤️

[hollanov🙇!! @Medrawawi]

✨

#hollanov #heatedrivalry #fankid

[nês 🦋 @wingsseni]

someone asked for hollanov cooking with their daughter on my straw page but now i can't find the request idk why </3 anyway here it is

[mimis 💤 @gimmidemnuts]

first in my bloodline to experience this

[𝚊𝚗𝚒 𑣲 @hollanovslave]

59.

[rai 💗💜💙 @hudconova]

omega shane and alpha ilya officially start dating

shane is excited to do cute boyfriend things. he shares his location, his calendar, his health app, everything with ilya

what he doesn't realize is that his health app also tracks his heat cycles

so every time shane is "most fertile," ilya gets a notification

and ilya’s convinced this is shane's way of telling him he wants to have his babies

so ilya starts leaving little clues to let shane know he'd be more than happy to start their family together

ilya: shane, i've narrowed down my choices for a house in ottawa. this one has a better view, but this one is in a good school district *stares expectantly*
shane: *wrinkles his nose* obviously the first one. better resale value
ilya: *to himself* of course. shane wants our children to grow up somewhere beautiful

[Javi 🏒 @JaviJollander]

You know Shane Hollander takes pretend Extremely seriously. If his kids hand him a toy phone and say the prime minister is on the line he commits to the bit 100% and pretends to have a convo abt infrastructure

[nês 🦋 @wingsseni]

the hollanovlings with anya

[mimis 💤 @gimmidemnuts]

@hazelluvsbooks i thought i was the only one losing my mind over them being gone omg😭

[hollanov🙇!! @Medrawawi]

I love when people comment that Shane is always pregnant because yes!! this is the Pregnant Shane factory, that's our specialty🫄

[Sam 🏒 @ilyastunamelts]

I love whatever is wrong w them 😭