Old Chunky Boy

Striving for mediocrity, one day at a time. Big D energy, small D reality. He/Him

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@CityofPickering @ElexiconEnergy @Bell_Support @Rogers

We have some very low wires hanging over our driveway.
Suspect they’re telecom, can someone come fix them?

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@Bell can you tell me which of these cables I should cut to clean up the mess that somebody left?

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#tradecenter

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If the #leafsforever trade for Brock Nelson, will we get to see a Willy Nelson line?
@KevinWeekes @jtbourne
#nhl
#DadJokes
#shitjoke

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@nut_history Dave Righetti

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@thesolesupplier @thesolerestocks Couple of Ls probably

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@nut_history In person - probably Lindros

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@zillowgonewild

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@GolfDigest @mikeclaytongolf Bad take.
Walk if you want, ride if you want.

*weird that there are only 3 sets of clubs too

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@tangotiger Youth sports coaches need to hear that first part over and over.

[Dr. Fiona Mattatall 🪩🇨🇦 @FionaMattatall]

What has become clear to me the past 24 hours of Twitter, is that those kids who copied off my science exams in high school now feel they are experts in biology...

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Explaining the Opening of the Paris Olympics to MAGA

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Kinda wild how the song of the summer is Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” for a 26th consecutive year.

[Old Chunky Boy @ginger_cam80]

@Fearless_Fred Please don’t attack me like this

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@AikmanCMU I thought “too obvious” 🤣

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@AikmanCMU 🫎

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@AikmanCMU In EDM?

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@AikmanCMU I can’t get the second.
My initial guess was Larry Murphy (since you’re a wings fan)

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@AikmanCMU Bourque

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@AikmanCMU Ok, I thought there was a year overlap