Jennifer Mariah

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

Studying for that C!!! https://t.co/L1gd13DQHv via @socialworkprep

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

Bringing about the power of HOPE! #hopegivers2018 #fjcconference #utapd #victimservices @allisonscott - https://t.co/xvZaJstSzF

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Do you want more macaroni?

2-year-old: *indecipherable falcon screech*

Me: One scoop or two?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Basically how I live my life. 💁

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

5-year-old: A cat doctor.

Me: A veterinarian?

5: A doctor who is a cat.

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

Officially obsessed with @QuanticoTV. Started watching it on Netflix because @Jay_A_Johnson is in it. Now I can't stop. SO WELL WRITTEN!

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

*Has one day off*
*acts like I never have to work again*

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

@adrianpatnod ❤️ you!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Get dressed.

5-year-old: I'm still in bed.

Me: You don't get it. It's time to get up.

5: You don't get it. No.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What's wrong?

4-year-old: *heavy sigh* I'm too strong.

With great power comes great responsibility.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

2-year-old: I'm a good friend.

Me: How's that?

2: I punch bad guys.

BFF material.

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

@adrianpatnod Do tell

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: I like grandma. She doesn't say words I don't like.

Me: Like what?

4: No.

[Ginger Problems @GingerProblems]

when your brunette friends have a ginger baby and you have to explain genetics

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[dressing the kids]

Me: How about these?

4-year-old: I hate those pants.

Me: Fine. How about these?

4: I hate all pants.

[Carly Payne @CarlyAPayne]

Believed depression was my fault because no one ever told me God can heal through Zoloft. Didn't talk about it at all. #disabilityinchurch

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

@adrianpatnod ❤❤❤

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: I didn’t cry today.

Me: You cried 10 minutes ago because your socks were too stretchy.

4: I only cried when it was important.

[Jennifer Mariah @gingerjenny14]

@adrianpatnod 🍋🍊🍆🍏🍓

[Kim Tranell @ktranell]

A4: There's a widespread myth that eating disorders are tied to ONE body ideal alone - very damaging. #NEDAwareness