Just Some Guy™️

MN, Dramatic, @hypebetsy stan, They/Them✌️

[Just Some Guy™️ @GinnyTrix]

Repeat after me: phonebankers are not telemarketers and canvassers are not solicitors!!

[mia @balkanfinalgirl]

everyone missing the point bruh. robin isn’t a real person… they literally changed her entire style and coincidentally erased her girlfriend. what does that tell you

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

yall he LITERALLY told sol he was ending things with melanie the day before this. i hope yall do not let men fool yall like this.

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

they need me now more than ever

[♓︎ #MELANIETRINITYFC @prettyistic]

there was no point in movie night last year but this one? this cast lies as much as they breathe

[kos @kostancaaa__]

there is absolutely no way, in a million years, you’d have been able to convince me that the hammocks at penns landing would get a s/o on love island

[juwon★ @_xxiel]

Real ones clocked kenzie was weird from that Zach situation

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One thing they don't tell you about the “push a button for a million dollars but someone you don't know dıės” hypothetical is that literally every billionaire is effectively pressing that button as much as they can all the time just because that's how exploitation works

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

this is a young ho season fr because they’re not even using code words for sex 😭 #loveislandusa

[scorpio queen @realitytv__hoe]

KC and Corbin’s conversation is EXACTLY why Serena was asking if Kordell be listening to podcast

[Mand0lyn @CapnOA]

VisitPA has put out an official statement to all World Cup teams yet to play in Philadelphia. We cannot wait to see you but please for your own wellbeing, do not dress up the Rocky Statue 😂

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Jodi Beggs @jodiecongirl]

good good the norwegians understand the boston assignment

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“what is going on???” girl, the majority of young men are literally acting like the fvckinġ hitler youth.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Today's Connections is the closest to this we're ever going to get.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The best response I’ve seen to AI anything has been, “why should i bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write”

[adiba @780613]

its actually rly funny that all the jokes unironically became true and hollywoods takeaway from heated rivalrys success is more straight sports romances rather than queer stories with queer directors at the helm

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[Mary @maryturfah]

I wrote about yoga, genocide, and moral injury for @thebafflermag
https://t.co/uwpErPSs9y

[1Kalwaysdroppin_ @Philly_ASA]

“You think Philadelphia is better than every other city?!”

I know it, bitch.

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

this is how you know new york isn’t a real sports city bc people in philly will sign off work emails with “go birds” in the middle of the offseason after a first round exit