Things I miss:
- $5 footlongs
- 24/7 Walmart
- Gas under $2
- The dollar menu actually being a dollar
- The value of $20 in 2007
- Blockbuster on a Friday night
- Pizza Hut buffet
- Needing only one streaming service
- The economy before it developed character
- Hope 😭
As a kid who grew up on food stamps and free lunch programs, gotta say: some of you are sociopaths for believing kids from poor families shouldn't have access to nice experiences. It's bizarre. Do you'll actually listen when you attend church or just pretend to care about Christ?
Friends first which turned into family as time went on.. 😭😭Michonne really healed Carl and saved him from a lifetime of pain and sorrow. The way she went into the pit of hell to retrieve the photo album he treasured, she really is one in a million! My favourite mother/son duo
Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.
"cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."
Babies get raped. Elderly women get raped. Women dressed modestly get raped. Women in hijabs get raped. Nuns get raped. Women in jeans, tracksuits, pyjamas, school uniforms, work uniforms get raped. There is no outfit that prevents rape and no outfit that invites it.
If you are more comfortable analysing a woman’s clothing than condemning a rapist, you are part of the problem.
The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
In 1999, Pepsi aired a television commercial featuring child actress Hallie Kate Eisenberg, the younger sister of actor Jesse Eisenberg. In the ad, she enters a diner accompanied by an older man, who appears to be her grandfather. He places an order for a large pepperoni pizza, while she requests a Pepsi to drink.
When the waiter brings her a different cola brand, implied to be Coca-Cola, she responds by imitating Marlon Brando’s character Don Vito Corleone from the film The Godfather. She uses a deep, raspy voice to say, “You’ve insulted me and my entire family by offering me this whatever it is,” but offers him a chance to correct the mistake by serving the Pepsi instead.