just a girl

just tryna do good things yo // my biggest accomplishment in life is tweeting Harry Styles 500 days in a row

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

Error 404 : @Harry_Styles response not found

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

403 @Harry_Styles

[• @yducknow]

Three horrible facts:

1. Today is not Friday
2. Tomorrow is not Friday
3. Even the next 30 hours is not Friday

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

@lliejuve fortunately you still a badass tho

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

It's sad how my life has gone from MySpace to MyChart

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

aspartame will not give me cancer because diet coke can sense I'm pure of heart

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[rose @wynrosei]

for someone who is afraid of failure, i’m very unmotivated

[clem @fairyfemmes]

yo piss ever be so yellow you be genuinely disappointed in yourself

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is my electoral map prediction for tuesday because this country is COOKED

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

chipotle is wet food and taco bell is kibble

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

ope

[chase @cfree94]

“i really need a vacation”
-your friend who’s been on 10+ trips this year

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

🫠

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

does this work for other celebrities? *ahem* Harry Styles? Willing to host

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

my least favorite people are people who drink warm milk & warm water

[Gabriela 💛🐊 @odairssugercube]

You all cheered for Gypsy Rose when she got out of jail for killing her abuser, show the same energy for the Menendez brothers

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

If I were a 3rd party I would think that my dog died

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

the worst part of pregnancy is easily the fact that I cannot control my literal out loud sobs in the work bathroom stall over something so minor

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

@lliejuve not just self betterment but also encouraging others to do the same betterment

[just a girl @girlypopsmcgee]

I got two of these yesterday and two is two too many

[em 🌸 @tbslsatellite]

so we all getting these texts or