Law-rennn

dance like a few people are watching

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

Yasss which of Jeff Sessions’ horcruxes are we on now

[Gary Cosby Jr. @TNewsCoz]

Univ. of Alabama digs up the stone that held the Confederate memorial plaque dedicated to UA cadets who deployed to defend the University during the Civil War. The actual plaque had already been removed. #racialhistory #ConfederateMonuments

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

I’m really glad I waited until cuffing season began to start The Bear, exactly zero people prepared me for how horngry (hungry/horny) this show is

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

People keep asking what the girl version of the Roman Empire is and it’s just so obvious to me

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

The tight lipped line delivery of “close my door now” alone makes this Oscar worthy

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

We are all already nauseous, do the commentators have to inject the phrase “man meat” in at every opportunity? #BAMAvsUSF

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

Is the contrast up on those California cameras? Auburn is literally hurting my eyes in those unis and I don’t even mean that ugly for once

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

Bama has me on more of an emotional roller coaster than my last relationship rn

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

Okay i broke down and got back on Twitter for #BamavTexas bc what the actual fuck item of clothing is Sarkisian wearing? Like a sleeveless, quarter zip…vest-hoodie? he got that from Shein

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

This episode of @yourewrongabout is the crossover event I didn’t realize I was waiting for. Could listen to these two women talk for hours. Fascinating, enlightening, and it was capitalism all along. Avail yourself!!

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

@ambalagia AHAHAHA

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

Wordle 464 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’ve been touched by an angel

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

the water in the pedicure tub at the nail salon

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

God bless that genius little foot!!!! God bless us EVERY ONE! #BAMAvsTEX 😭😭😭

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

BRYCE THE BALLERINA BABY!!! Don’t get my hopes up boys!!!!

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

I haven’t watched GMA since I was a kid, but today I turned on the tv just to have some background noise and it was on. Folks daytime tv is fully DERANGED

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

@marthagravlee Okay I was with you at first—I mean, Blue Bunny, @JohnHammontree, what fresh hell is that??—but then you placed Blue Bell SEVENTH? Who hurt you Martha

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

@ambalagia Omg

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

@lgwilensky Wow my whole mouth just filled with saliva

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

@lgwilensky A little cheesecake for lunch?

[Law-rennn @glbreland]

She’s a 10, but if she only could, she’d make a deal with God, and get him to swap our places, she’d be runnin’ up that road, runnin’ up that hill, runnin’ up that building