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@Sevro7_ @BellaBaddie__ Took way too long to find Chinese food

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@AGirlInPhilly Can we get a glimpse of your plans?

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@von___non @lymanstoneky Where? I’m in my 40’s…my book club has 60+ year old women

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@GoodAMLiberty @less_tx I’ll bite: your worst amendment?

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@kwgodfrey @JoshReynolds24 I’m a Maxey fan - the whistle is getting better. He got a few calls last night where even I didn’t see a foul. One was for a 3-pt play.

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@jegaevi The Sound and the Fury by Faulkner
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe

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@Michellek4040 Is this true?

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A famous lawyer is hit by a bus and dies. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself standing before the Pearly Gates.

To his complete surprise, there are thousands of people cheering. Angels are tossing streamers through the air. A massive banner hangs overhead that reads:

WELCOME, FRANK!

A full angelic band is playing upbeat music, and both Jesus and Saint Peter rush forward to greet him, shaking his hand enthusiastically.

Still dazed from the accident—and from apparently arriving at the greatest party Heaven has ever thrown—Frank finally manages to ask, “Uh… what’s going on here? Is it always like this when someone gets in?”

“Of course not!” Saint Peter says, beaming. “This is a very special occasion. You’re the oldest person we’ve ever welcomed into Heaven.”

Frank blinks. “The oldest? That can’t be right. I’m only fifty-three years old.”

Saint Peter and Jesus exchange confused looks. Peter frowns, pulls out a long scroll, and begins flipping through it.

“Fifty-three?” Peter says slowly. “That’s odd. Our records show that you’re two hundred and six years old.”

Frank stares at him. “Two hundred and six? How do you possibly figure that?”

Saint Peter looks up and shrugs.

“Well, we couldn’t find your actual birthdate… so we just added up all your billable hours.”

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@kneand_ Do you know if that SOLO BND token set has Ghosts in it??

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@Michellek4040 #bluedoba

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@3YearLetterman

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good morning & Go Birds

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@Michellek4040 Hmmm….noticing

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Texas has played UGA 3 times in a year

They have 83 total rushing yards

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@sylvanakell Run inside??

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@Michellek4040 “The last great college football team.”

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@UPANDADAM11 But….you’re a Parsons fan and a Green Bay guy now

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[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Canadian Tux for TNF? Exquisite choice!

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@sylvanakell Hmmm…is your couch on your porch? #college

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@jonesie17 Oh, this is great. I’m missing the game: at work

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@jonesie17 Are they good? Why does your back hurt?