Glenn Furniss

If you can't eat it or sleep with it, act like a dog, piss on it and walk away!

[Glenn Furniss @GlennValet]

@theJeremyVine Cyclists are like vegans, constantly telling you how you are wrong and should be following their regime. Shut the fuck up! I will drive my car and eat meat whilst doing so! It's my choice!

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@Keir_Starmer Shut up you absolute tit! Listen to your country instead of the goat shaggers you're letting in!

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@TUIUK I don't want to talk to you, it's like talking to a brick wall. I just want the money you owe me back instead of hearing how you think you've solved my problem.

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@TUIUK Who tf would want to impersonate you? Unless you enjoy reading complaints letters that is! #AvoidTuiAtAllCosts

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@whiskeyrich Needs specially made donut buns. If you're gonna build a burger into a donut, why not do it with some style?

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@whiskeyrich @AnxiousFilmGeek Might as well not bother watching it as you'll have seen all the best bits!

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@mcDarke I don't believe a thing he says. He doesn't even believe what he says! They are all puppets and the puppeteers are not voted in or out. Revolution is the only way forward!

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@MercedesAMGF1 @LewisHamilton Lewis running low fuel while George doing long run testing?

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@BillNightingale @Jg25Brown @Jenny_1884 @tomNE98 Answer me this Bill, If they're all genuine asylum seekers, where are the women and children?

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@OakHouseDesign @MartinSLewis As a native of Luff Bruff I feel qualified to say that there are seven different ways of pronouncing "ough" and Loughborough changes its mind how this is done halfway through the word! Its no wonder its as difficult to say as w(h)oos(h) ter sauce!

[Glenn Furniss @GlennValet]

@charletty_ I have the same problem, Can wink my right eye but not my left. Been trying to shoot/do archery left handed but failed. Need to buy me an eye patch!

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@roadiescycles @roadpoliceBCH A 5 minute cycle on the lights? Would hate to see your perception of the 1.5m passing rule!

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@cineworld You should be ashamed of yourselves! £5.40 for a fucking slushy! It's melted ice lollies! #robbingbastards

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@Rylan @antanddec I don't want to see your dreams! Eww!

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@seanfitzy01 @BBCLeicester @Ady_Dayman It's almost as if the staff were set on only to work the wedding day? And then, shock, horror! , some claims of giving away drinks comes into existence with absolutely no evidence (because it didn't happen) and pay is withheld. So weird!

[Glenn Furniss @GlennValet]

@seanfitzy01 @BBCLeicester @Ady_Dayman Yeah, it's so weird that they set on permanent staff, only to bin some of them off after working a 12 hour shift with only a half hour break on their wedding day. They have yet to pay said staff for this and have blocked them online. Very weird??

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@hhannahmaii Poundshop Gemma Collins! 🤣🤣

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I think the programme becomes so much more funny and enjoyable when you view it from big brother's perspective. #OhDearHowSadNevermind #BBUK

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@Neil_McIntosh @AutoPap Since when did aftermarket extras count for anything in resale value? A 12k car with 8k of extras is worth 8k once driven off the forecourt!

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@goddek 2 Slices of Lovely Grilled Bacon and Tomato Quite Interestingly presented?

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@patrickjreddy @KiwiEV How many charging stations were there when the first 10 bev's rolled off the line?