Euphemia

[Euphemia @glittercoco_]

@theresahuaroto #theresahuarotogiveaway <3

[@ndiquote @ndiquote]

Too many memories attached to one name

[E~ville @E_Ville13]

It's not what you think. It's way more fucked up than that.

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
me: Yep
wife: What temperature?
me: 534
wife: That's the clock
me
wife
me: 535

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

I never met a beautiful, confident woman that hates other beautiful women.

[-sour flower- † @bumpin_mama]

I'm sorry I startled you by being a nice person.

[ωαικεr @i_love_fudge]

Close the door.
You're letting the wifi out.

[Falcon @jvesdale]

It takes a lot of love to let go..

[Little Miss Sunshine @Troubled_Girlz]

There is power in letting go

[Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime]

*moves all the snacks before I take a selfie*

[Casey Duncan @caseytduncan]

I really don't think I'll lose if I snooze.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Tequila is like the flu vaccine. You shouldn't get sick from a shot of either but someone always does.

[NoStopButton @clean_not_sober]

My superpower is caring so damn much.

No wait, that's my superweakness.

[Dad In A Bear Suit @dadinabearsuit]

This might be the worst online counseling site ever.

[The_martinigirl @The_MartiniGirl]

It's cute that people don't think I will give them a piece of my mind.

[Euphemia @glittercoco_]

My face hurt ,
From pretending that I like you.

[Euphemia @glittercoco_]

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns.

He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

[Euphemia @glittercoco_]

So...

How long you have been socially retarded?