Laura

(she/her) Eternally chasing dreams.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@EdKrassen *their viewers

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@realdonat2s @grok - what show is this?

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes.

$1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity.

One hour before the announcement.

Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil futures purchased at the same time.

They made between $300 and $400 million dollars off those trades.

Trump claimed he spoke to an Iranian official to negotiate the moratorium.

The Iranians said that person doesn't exist and the conversation never happened.

This is not the first time.

It has happened multiple times. He says something. The trade goes on. He says another thing. The market moves.

But whatever you call it — they are laughing at you and they are laughing at me while they do it.

Hunter Biden sold a painting and Washington lost its mind.

These people are making hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars trading on information that only exists inside the most powerful office in the world.

I think we are dramatically underreporting how much money is actually being made here.

This isn't politics anymore.

This is a financial operation running out of the White House.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@KidRock You literally support the Rapist In Chief.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@RepNancyMace You’re a disgrace. Disingenuous, hideous, hypocritical, bigoted, pathological liar.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@dbongino He’s more than okay. Unlike you, he’s not a sycophantic, bootlicking, pedo-protecting, Trump-cuck.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@ICEgov Nothing but a bunch of limp-dick lying Nazis

[Bev 🇨🇦 @Garnet_2203]

“God bless Canada, God bless Canadians”

RIP Catherine O’Hara 🇨🇦

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

How I love this

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

BREAKING - Humiliating hot mic moment at the Melania premiere red carpet.

NO ONE is showing up and they had to cut the feed. 🤣🤣🤣

Kari Lake, Bret Baier, Kellyanne Conway, Riley Gaines, Kash Patel, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, Sean Duffy, and Peter Navarro all no-showed!

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@ChrisCuomo Pleasantly surprised to hear you coherently spitting facts again, keep it up.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@GodlyNations Mental deficiency.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@RealJamesWoods You’re a racist fuckstain.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@PressSec The real disgrace is you and your positioning of the fact that their deployment there was necessary in the first place. If they weren’t unnecessarily positioned as ornaments in Washington, they would still be alive today.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@NancyMace @NancyMace is a sad excuse of a human making sad excuses for another sad excuse of a human.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@StanManWithPlan @elonmusk We don’t want him in Canada either.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@NickAdamsinUSA But… “There’s no enemies list.”
You’re all such imbeciles.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@TiffanyFong_ Your face resembles that chili dog.
I’ll give you that.
The rest is blatant lies.

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@elonmusk Who peed for you?

[Laura @gloriachicklet]

@NancyMace You’re a raging thundercunt and you’re wilfully broadcasting it. Utter imbecile.