Macho Man Randy Average

30-something. Be alert. Keep calm. Think clearly. Act decisively.

[ALEX 🍰 MCR NSHVLLE @ierofanatic]

may i repeat myself

[Capn' Mordreds Emergency Commissions are open @ZloNoNameSov]

Fun fact- if you put any of these into a movie night rotation you can hear your friends vocabulary being ruined in real time.

I had to abandon the word "useless" with some people because it turned into a trigger that prompts like 3-4 minutes of back and fourth moaning

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Tree canopy cover by county

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

You all BETTER see this film in theaters. Especially after the amount of mountains and loopholes this film had to climb just to get released. This film needs to make K-POP Demon Hunters level money.

GO. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE.

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

I have never seen anything so disrespectful to our US Service Members in my entire life.

[big dawg @formerlygossip]

A take so based it made me accidentally like a breitbart tweet

[gus @lilgustaffson]

Emeril was ubiquitous back in the day but I never actually saw the show. Had no idea it was just the fellas in the audience drinking and hooting and hollerin while he cooked. This shit rocks.

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

I’m not exaggerating when I say that the majority of not all of this administration needs to be thrown in jail for life by the end of all this

[RockNstardust🎸✨ @CoasterK24]

A fully working Kali River Rapids with all smoke effects and geyers, superior Rock n Roller Coaster, OG Test Track, soon to be defuct Space Mountain, and paper Fastpass. Every single thing shown is better than current replacements and i miss them.

[em ✨ @awfulcuppa]

people missing the point on this. he's right! not specifically club penguin that needs to come back, but there are simply not safe, fun and moderated spaces specifically just for kids online now. kids are pushed towards tiktok etc because where the fuck else are they meant to go

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

22 states are seeing sober drivers arrested for DUIs EN MASSE. Tennessee is leading the charge with their officers bypassing people blowing zeros on field sobriety tests and them basically saying “well I smell alcohol” and locking people up anyway

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

and that's why the Lord left his hairline intact and kept those royalties abundant

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

If Mitch McConnell's staff want me to take this down, no problem. Just have the Senator call me and ask me to do it himself.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day

[alex @rslashchips]

The kids are rebuilding icanhascheezburger from the irradiated steel around them

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

billions must read

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

In 2026 we get health information from They Might Be Giants instead of the FDA

[Dominic @le0nardpoetry]

The Paul Simon, nu-metal and europop ones were made with love. This one is the best because it was made with hate

[Robert Molina @ROOBix_cube]

Never realized Emeril’s studio audience was just guys being absolute dudes getting fired up about Italian food. Elite