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[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

in seattle whenever it gets slightly foggy everybody hops in their car at 8AM and immediately rams into the nearest vehicle at max speed

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

A lot of yall talk about Israeli citizens like you're not an American citizen

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

“I bought this before he went crazy” bumper sticker on a Volkswagen

[charlie ❤️‍🩹 @1ovage]

i never fucked Rhett i never fucked Link

[🏳️‍⚧️ ghiaccio515 but goated #ThankYouTozuka @JowThatIsGrimm]

Let's get one thing straight now that sbr is weekly

[Garmour @GarmourCS]

imagine losing 5 premier games in a row and afterwards your beautiful chicken son you've looked after for the past 4 and half months fucking dies in front of your very own eyes

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

judge me by my enemies

[ottercoptor @OtterCoptorHere]

I’d rather die than do an ekg on this guy

[god's drunkest driver @playtherivoli]

I've been saying "what that means" on like a once every few months basis for the past decade and no one ever knows I'm referencing this

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[BearsEmpire @BearsEmpire_]

Every new Bears fan should be tied up and be forced to watch Bears Seahawks 2024 Thursday night football week 17

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

I wake up. The oil situation is worse. The FBI director is defending bestiality. Somehow my clothes in the dryer are still damp. All around a bad day

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Unmuted this for the first time finally and I cant believe people are saying this is bad https://t.co/94Gyfy605a

[warm light luvr @draftdmonologue]

beautiful woman named "Community Notes" keeps blowing up my DMs about some Ms. Information i liked

[Lazu (27/100) @lilaclazure]

This is my favorite tina video by the way. Light of my life

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

When I tell people my dad died on September 11th, they get super sad.

I clarify by saying, “He died on September 11th in 2020” and this wave of bittersweet relief comes over their face.

Then I tell them COVID killed him and they’re sad again lol

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

This is exactly how white customers trauma dump on you when you work in retail

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.