aqua bitch

don’t look at me

[aqua bitch @gnarchar_]

Tragically I am this person

[trevy @chillextremist]

Your behavior is awesome and not weird at all

[sanj @sanjanasjokes]

for me to decide to watch a movie. several planets must align. the climate must be copacetic. the bed must be adorned, the head must be clear. and if all these conditions are met, i will still put on a tv show instead <3

[aqua bitch @gnarchar_]

@zelariakno Try the brand Vitron, they have vitamin C in them!

[HP @amishestrogen]

i’m an ethical hater. i’m hating on u from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint

[bethany @thenightbethore]

when a woman stays up past 2am its because she has a beautiful spirit that even the worst of 9-5 capitalism can't tie down. when a man stays up past 2am it is because he's a pervert

[Ewan @alwaystalkmusic]

when people ask drizzy if he’s hard or soft in the video

[aqua bitch @gnarchar_]

Every trip to my hometown contributes to my villain origin story

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i think customers should just stop and wait for me and my coworkers to finish our little girly chit chat before disturbing us

[alex @joysprick]

it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged

[aqua bitch @gnarchar_]

@brainsoupp_ It sounds corny but you just have to fully commit to the present moment and say fuck whatever else is not happening right now. That + building yourself a new routine seems to help me. Or plan a solo trip. They’re always confidence builders for me.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

The rudest person you have ever met is in school to be a nurse right now

[꩜ @laylology]

no offense but the thought of an old man named tyler makes me sick

[pj @pjayevans]

Quentin Tarantino is the perfect name for that freak

[Clemmie ⎕ 🇵🇸mikey madison’s gf @nickmillerlover]

midnights is 1989 if it had a vibrator