CHISOM✨🖤📸

📸Model/vixen/Content creator,Freelance 🎥💌IG godddeeesss.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

The facts it’s called alpine divorce” and not just attempted manslaughter/murder is baffling to me.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Mahn, I hate that these things don’t surprise me anymore

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I hate doing the dishes with soap that isn't woing. Why do such soaps even exist to start with
The more the wo, the better the washing experience

[Haybee⭕🚀 @Haybee_Ab08]

Your mom seeing a tattoo on your body, but you’re the breadwinner.

[ire @ireaura]

i actually really love being nigerian 😭
i just hate nigeria

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Na the twenties be this ?
I for just remain in the tens o

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Dave Umahi is going to get away with something worse than what Ike Ekweremadu didn’t get away with.

The difference is in the location 🤷🏿

[Phindile Kunene🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @kunenephindz]

Our mothers didn't really do all of this. It wasn't always possible. The labour was passed on to daughters. We made fires, put those pots on the stove. They'd do the touch-ups for flavour but we did most of the work. We started cooking way before teenagehood.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Dave Umahi’s proof of innocence after a woman died in his house naked is a signed statement from the deceased’s father withdrawing the case in court.

Well, you can withdraw case in court but you can’t shut down the court of public opinion.

[ÀNÍKÉ OF ÌBÀDÀN💚 @anike_akoriola]

Now that I’ve finally bow to boiling my eggs separately, can I use the hot water to bath🙄🙄🙄 don’t say No abeg😩😩😩

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

Abbreviation is such a long word for what it actually means

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Why hasn't a coroner taken up investigation into Habila's death burying her is burying evidence

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

My TL is so clean now. No banger boys, no stupid food content, no ragebait tweets, no fake stories and no useless APC people. Really nice.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

I like you because you’re quiet and you always mind your business

[Joe Steve 💻 ♟ | GTM · Sales Funnel · Automation @joesteve__]

I never see Baddy, Lobistar, Pooja, 5-star, Ruth tweets on my TL since yesterday.

Fresh air won wound me

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

“I don’t watch Nigerian movies”

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

You can’t convince me life is just a series of coincidences. What do you mean Lionel Messi was randomly paired with a five-month-old baby after the baby’s family won a UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot while Messi played for Barcelona… and that baby grew up to be Lamine Yamal?

Lamine would go on to become one of the brightest young stars in soccer, wear the same No. 19 Messi wore for the same team when that photo was taken, and now, nearly two decades later, could face Messi in a World Cup Final???????

[N @dearvotion]

Let’s pose with ancient mama.

[Lola la Morenita✨️ @randomafricana]

She's probably just confused as to why the girl is drinking pool water. Stop setting her up for racial attacks on twitter, weirdo.