Frederick N. Nelson

Pothole Royalty.

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

There will still be jobs post-singularity, like Bird-Husband

[Rob Hadick ＞|＜ @HadickM]

Almost every time I mention to someone that 55% of American adults take 0 flights a year they have to recheck the data multiple times before they accept it.

[Patriotic Wonka Action Figure @athaidad]

"What if we reached God by building something really really big?"

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

[Masterpieces of Japan @JapanTraCul]

Monkey on the tree, by Ohara Koson, 19th century

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I’m sorry but the idea of voluntarily paying your state government an extra $50 for the ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ license plate will never stop being funny to me

[California YIMBY @cayimby]

[Bill Alert] @CAGovernor has signed SB 1014.

The bill requires cities to disclose infrastructure requirements within 30 days of initial application and can't add new ones after permit application, reducing project risk and costs.

Thank you, @timgraysonca

[Z🎃E @Zo_bo_fo_sho]

He had bladder cancer. I think it’s good he’s not ashamed. We all have bodies people.

[Noel Fogelman @thefirstnoel19]

Katie Britt's reaction to Eric Schmitt with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

No one wants to be accused of going to an Atlanta Hawks game

[𝒮𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒴 𝒮𝐸𝐻𝑅𝒜 ੴ @sonnysehra]

in 1987, west german ice hockey team ecd iserlohn was going through financial problems ($3.5 million in debt). desperate for sponsorships, they struck a $900,000 deal with libyan dictator colonel gaddafi to advertise his ideological manifesto “the green book” on their jerseys.

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Brilliant @DKThomp take on the Decline of the American Dinner Party host.

https://t.co/R4rmOTNopy

[Michael Nielsen @michael_nielsen]

Happy Petrov Day

[𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕍𝔼 𝕆ℕ ℙ𝕌ℝℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼 🆘 🇺🇸 @freepeeper]

Zach Fox describing British food is killing me. He made a video about those people’s food in their restaurant and they probably don’t know that he dragged them

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"

[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"

[Frederick N. Nelson @godislaughing]

30 Rock Fans, I present to you the Cheesy Blaster Supreme!

[LasVegasFill @LasVegasFill]

An excellent Philly Cheesesteak rolled into a delicious large cheese pizza is ultimate munchies at Lucino's Pizza in Las Vegas! This goes for $50 and feesa 4 people.
What do you think?
📍3035 E Tropicana

[Luke Bradley @lucasdrayton]

when you just want to be able to sell alcohol at your lesbian bar

[David Aldridge @davidaldridgedc]

This is insane...and I can't stop watching it...

[Stu Smith @thestustustudio]

🚨 At the U20 Mayors Summit, Mamdani Says the Left Has Ceded “Quality of Life,” “Efficiency,” and “Fraud and Waste” to the Right

This was one of the more interesting arguments Zohran Mamdani made today at the U20 Mayors Summit, and a reminder that he can be genuinely sharp when he drops the “central casting” routine.

“In New York City, there are certain words that have taken on ideological associations.”

“Quality of life has come to be seen as somehow a right-wing concern. Efficiency… has been taken on as a right-wing concern, rooting out fraud and waste, a right-wing concern.”

Mamdani’s argument is that refusing to engage those issues actually helps the Right.

“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’”

The harder question is how much of the broader Left is actually prepared to follow the advice.

[LiorLefineder @lefineder]

Due to contact with the Greeks, devices such as sundials and water clocks had spread to Roman cities.
A character from this 2nd-century BC play complains about how the spread of time-keeping devices has regimented life: