Katie Goeller

she/her

[trish @ultragloss]

happy valentine’s day to literally only them

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

@koenigonthecob beyblade for sure

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

@ehschubegan did he like it like his sketchers or love it like his prada backpack?

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

i refuse to engage in any intergenerational bashing...unless it’s directed at boomers

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

BREAKING: NYC to open mega vax site at CitiField

* 50% of appts for taxi drivers & food services workers (including delivery) from anywhere in NYC
* 50% of appts for residents of Queens in any eligible category
* Open Wed-Sat 24hrs
* Sign-up: https://t.co/5CfVDbE42A 877-VAX4NYC

[lains @fevrier2nd]

i overthink therefore.... am i????

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

If you know the words to “Hang Me Up To Dry” by Cold War Kids it’s time to put on that hydrating serum and retinol 💅🏾

[Matt Hunziker 🍉 @matthunzi]

“Cheap and insincere” is a perfect way to describe his legacy

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

fall out boy: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it

me: [eleven years old] wow so true

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

no one:

me: sobbing at grey’s anatomy episodes for 14 years

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Sen. Ron Johnson objected to my bill to provide $1,200 to working families and $500 for kids because he's "worried" about the deficit. Funny. He wasn't so worried about the deficit when he voted to give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1% and large corporations. What hypocrisy!

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

wow first the vaccine now this

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

Remember when you asked us to make an astrology app? Well, WE DID IT. I am so excited to announce the launch of the CHANI app - an astrology app for self-discovery, mindfulness, and healing. It’s available to download for iPhone NOW!!! @chani.app https://t.co/ciiOacUIy0

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

@juliejulez_ will never forgive

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

the reason girls are so stoked on dresses with pockets is because the ones in our pants are deep enough for exactly one (1) chapstick

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

my boyfriend and i split a subscription to the @NewYorker for our anniversary so i guess we’re legally married in the eyes of the city

[Emily Olcott @emilyolcott]

Wow it’s my 30th bday and Sag Season x Pandemic! Last night I had a sex dream about a crossword puzzle! I just took a walk around the cemetery in my neighb and talked to some spirits! I’ve developed 8 new crushes in the last hours! I journaled for 2 hrs last night! WELCOME!!!!!

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

yes i did just start succession

[Katie Goeller @goeller_coaster]

being a cap sun and cancer rising means i don’t actually want to be a cutthroat business bitch, i just want to play one on tv