goingz

Be excellent to each other

[goingz @goingz]

APRIL FOOL? - Apple's amazing iGlass revolutionizes mobile -- again http://t.co/Q0cXL3S

[Fiona Clarke @fionajc3]

RT @dai_bach: My mate has phoned his wife. We are allowed one more beer! > in my 'wife' capacity, I can do nothing but smile at that tweet!

[Beccy Huxtable @beccyhuxtable]

Grrrr. People who sit next to you and bully you off the arm rest. I was here first!! X

[Cato Institute @CatoInstitute]

"Gun safety legislation belongs properly to the states," writes Cato VP of Legal Affairs Roger Pilon in @PoliticoArena: http://bit.ly/hbBtXc

[slim shady @laurenMMx]

Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned-@eminem

[slim shady @laurenMMx]

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

[Liz T. Goddess @BlondHousewife]

Right now, our network is about as stable as a suicide bomber.

[Nott Tuesday @notttuesday]

We're privileged that @TechFlufftv @luciebean in Notts for 2 weeks checking out our tech scene & videoing #Notttuesday http://bit.ly/gB9KgR

[Annabel Brog @TheAnnabelBrog]

door fell off car this morning. driving it anyway

[October Jones @OctoberJones]

Have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? No. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

[goingz @goingz]

BBC News - Freezing dog refuses to leave Glasgow bus http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12068954

[donni saphire @donni]

A groom is either a man on the happiest day of his life, or a man combing & bathing a dirty horse. Sometimes both.

[Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @Hormonella]

It's understandable that there aren't any hymns about the brain eating escapades of the resurrected Jesus.