the bone pharaoh

Writer, Narrative Designer, Creative Producer | Current: ThatGameCompany & Unannounced projects | Past: actor, lawyer, Riot Games | disneyland train enthusiast

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

Was playing PUBG today and a Chinese girl started talking about where we were going to drop, and one of the guys starts going "OH YOU GIRL YOU GIRL?"

Without skipping a beat, she rails into him, "OH YEAH IM GIRL YOU BOY? YOU DUMB AMERICAN BOY? YOU DIE FROM CORONA YET?" she rules

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@JamesDash you absolutely slaughtered the announcing for the onlyfangs duel. Always have been and always will be the man.

[Charlie Siers @CharlieSiers]

Happy birthday @gomatgo

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

30 years ago Danny O’Shea made the play call of a lifetime and dialed up The Annexation Of Puerto Rico

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@vgdunkey try finger but hole

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

chicken noodle soup is american ramen

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@JennyENicholson tag yourself im bag of rocks

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@JennyENicholson Why disney never created a system to store your 4 foot long hallmark souvenir from their flagship new land and just left that horrifying logistical nightmare to ride operators sends me places I never thought I could go.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@ffSade https://t.co/cY8uNw62bd colin's bear animation still slaps

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@DisneyDan Replace Murphy with a giant version of Lincoln who stands up.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

Look at me talking about this game like it's finished. My god it's good. Also the unfinished artwork in the game looks amazing in this super sketched way. Perfection. Only going to get better.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

Hades II is amazing, 10/10, however... just please give me the old weapons back. As a treat. I just don't really jive with the new weapons.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@bcolayco the worst part is salt & straw used to have the BEST plain chocolate and they stopped selling it

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

salt & straw is the most overrated bullshit on the planet. you're not an ice cream shop if you don't sell just fucking chocolate.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

Rocky has passed on. The world will never be as bright as it was with him in it.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@vagabondvivant he's not doing great, to be honest. We're giving him the space and peace he wants right now.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

There's a very good chance we'll have to say goodbye to our cat Rocky tomorrow and I have never felt so sad in my life. I am a pit of unrelenting grief. I am not ready to say goodbye.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

Judd Hirsch taught me how to play backgammon.

[ethan !!! @slimeguyethan]

share a piece of lore about yourself

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@PeterSciretta Cost and time are probably big factors imo.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

My biggest gripe with dungeons and dragons is how spells and incantations are in written latin, which is clearly not how latin was spoken because it always sounds weird when you try it.

[the bone pharaoh @gomatgo]

@JoyceCarolOates OZ was a transformative series for me because of how absurd and fantastical it was, and would feel and be more grounded and real than anything I'd seen before. The same can potentially be said for The Shield.