Professor Diggity

PhD in ball knowledge. @ManUTD @stlCitysc Depressed Buffalo sports fan. Diggity Ball founder. Parma Calcio manager. 2035/36 Serie A champ. Caps lock enthusiast

[Professor Diggity @gomufc69]

@revjoshbrinzo @brfootball He was coming but slipped on the way in...

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Can we make a Europa League type thing for the World Cup

[MeI Gibson fan 83 @MelGibsonFan083]

Quick patriot naps are illegal now, apparently

[⚪️ @owenthfc__]

Everyone in this Switzerland team either is or was a 78 rated Bundesliga card at some stage in their career

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just watched England fucking DIE ON THE FIELD on the ROAD at the TOP OF A MOUNTAIN for their country only to see this team play like SCARED CHILDREN at HOME with a BRIBE ADVANTAGE

[Jon @jonbir90]

Nothing against people who only get into football during the World Cup but it honestly doesn't come close to when you want to set yourself on fire on a Wednesday night after work in October because you're watching your team drawing 0-0 against Swansea in the Carabao Cup.

[Professor Diggity @gomufc69]

Fuck you Roberto Martinez.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

That Dan Burn cameo

[Tom @TBLCFC]

Dan Burn the ultimate example of how you never know when you’re gonna be needed in a World Cup. Zero mins before last night. 10 touches, 8 were defensive contributions. Had the most defcons and clearances in the game. Sometimes you just need a lamppost in the box.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Hitler couldn’t burn down Paris but this game might

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

Acabo de despertar a todo el vecindario por un gol en fuera de juego

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”

Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”

[Damon @DamonDawg]

#AvengeHIM

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Wanbissaka and tuanzebe first half highlights vs England
https://t.co/hqiHg1IiLH

[7219 Perry Road @RyanDay2Heaven]

#KillAllRefs #UnlimitedGenocideOnRefs

[W Merchant @takerofWs]

@fliff be honest, was it you? Or was it me? Did I single-handedly shut down Fliff cash in Indiana? #WMerchant #fliff #rip

[B @utdbrxy]

Amad the whole world witnessed that cameo bro dw

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Japan and Germany go down the same day. Now you’d say “Can’t make an Axis joke, no Italy” but Italy getting eliminated well before the others is all the more fitting.