brain cereal

be subtle and achieve

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@kelly_ques Now in my late 30s, I thought I would be dead already so many times from scenarios that never happened and I've cheated death so many times in scenarios I never anticipated. Idk, now I'm thinking either I'll never die or it'll be somet

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara

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@omgsidewalks "Fuck"

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@Timmysofine Oliverer

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@colejchristiana @bankertobuilder Don't worry about that new eye growing out of your neck. It's superfluous

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@MegaBasedChad Air Bud vs Beethoven

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@hashjenni You don't

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

successfully ragebaiting someone feels exactly like when the intro riff to money for nothing by dire straits kicks in

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@ellobosalvaje @CaseyBHead Iowa is horrible

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@CaseyBHead But you would have to live in Iowa. Not worth it

[M14 @Mukzafc]

I’m a Somali living in London and I will be travelling to Minnesota next week to fight for my people because that land was promised to us

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@realGMONEYSWAG @picotop Have you heard of "jokes"

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@buffys South Park. Life is exactly the same

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@Strictlyirene You're looking at it right now

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@NM3tals @BucketofSnails We have Orville Peck. There's nothing new under the sun

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@possiblyprblmtc @ANGELBABYBITTY Most of the advice in advice threads just makes me want to eat a gun

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

millennials are jealous because gen z figured it all out: you can avoid every mistake if you just never leave the house, only have relationships online, don't drink and only date within 6 months of your birthday. we envy this existence. if only we'd been so smart.

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@buffys Work

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@kaitduffy Who should grow up? The fact that you're 36 posting rage bait like this tells me you're not a serious person and you just want attention

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@HalscionRose @AzFlin Ketamine is absolutely a drug