😲

[ash @ashphyxiated_]

@LiveBoston617

[con @connormeager]

oscar gordon is the funniest person alive

[Bob L'éponge @Omitt4nc3]

god forbid a man has hobbies

[😲 @goochiebelt]

I married my 3rd @ now I have unlimited money and WiFi

[jim @jimtropolis]

this dude would probably try and peel your face off like a chimp if you sneezed on him

[😲 @goochiebelt]

Dry scooping MiraLax

[DDG @PontiacMadeDDG]

i’m never going to the detroit zoo again..

[baby g @higirlsaysbruh]

You’ll never know this kind of happiness

[mor @moristiko]

NOOOOOO💔

[Enigma @enigmacuration]

Threshold oil painting by Mauro C. Martinez

Iconic peak male painting

[😲 @goochiebelt]

Discord is slack for unemployed people

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

Me after sitting through a 3 hour movie with no piss break

[ᴱ.ᴮ.ᵀ💳✨ & ᵃ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ʷʳᶦᵗᵉʳ @decentweinering]

👇🏾obviously

[😲 @goochiebelt]

My mom sends me instagram videos of fatal motorcycle crashes at least once a week.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i’m in the top 0.1% of listeners to your mom moaning lol

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

White men should be allowed to play in the WNBA