Good Dad Jokes

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DAD JOKE #587
she took the kids

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sorry for being gone so long guys I was out getting milk

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Thank you for 600 followers! More dad jokes soon!

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How much does a Pirate pay for corn?
A buck an ear!

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DAD JOKE:
your mother and i are getting a divorce

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I would tell you another dad joke but [REDACTED] won’t let me out of the dungeon...

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@goodlimejokes OUR ANNIVERSARY IS THE SAME DAY?!?!?!?!??

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oh my god i have had this account for a year

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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Retweet if your dad’s name is Dave, Mike, Steve, Jim, or Brad

nobody will know which one

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@threexsevenis21 @goodlemonjokes @goodlimejokes @jokes_bread we are

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

A synonym roll!

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I am a mom

April fools

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know!

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@goodapplejokes @ASlavitt @goodtreejokes @goodlimejokes @goodbeanjokes @goodlemonjokes @GoodKetchupJoke @goodpizzajokes @goodjeanjokes @goodpicklejokes @orange_jokes @goodgrapejokes @goodcoaljokes @GrapefruitJokes @CheckersRallys @badbeanjokes1 @IHateBeans2 @SolidWaffle @sodpoodles thanks ;_;

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What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi!

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dad

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The amount of dad jokes left is growing sPARse.

(Get it, because a lot of dads play golf!)

Help me, I’m desperate.
DMs Open.

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@GoodBaseballJo1 I’m a fan

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Yeah I love DADS

Dabbing
And
Dwhipping
Son my mom

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Thank you for 500 followers! Here’s a stolen pic