She Writes Good

Wife. Mother. Limp Hugger. Sometimes Blogger.
My tweets:

[She Writes Good @GoodSheWrites]

My husband brings me a cup of coffee every morning. Some might think that’s romantic but I’m pretty sure it’s self-preservation.

[She Writes Good @GoodSheWrites]

@1LivingInCA @Gt3Renn @darren_stallcup This is in Guatemala. He is an Israeli citizen, arrested by Interpol, and wanted for human trafficking in Mexico. You can see Interpol on the officers’ hats and vests.

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

this meeting could have been a fight to the death

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

[She Writes Good @GoodSheWrites]

Reminder to close all those Amazon tabs and to instead shop at local retailers. No excuses: I bought nearly all the gifts from my nephews’ wish lists while shopping in-person and sent them cross-country using USPS. I’m not in the Bay Area but if you are, here’s a great option.

[bbbbb bbbbb @brnbne]

What if you went to ET's planet and all of the other ET's were wearing clothes

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card and he gives me a $100 gift card.

[BrokeAssStuart @BrokeAssStuart]

People in San Francisco are more likely to have a costume box than an earthquake kit.

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

grandmas be like imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

After 10 months, I’m still going strong on my new year’s resolution of no typos this pear

[jo @whatsJo]

me: I’m cold can I wear your hoodie

grim reaper: no

[She Writes Good @GoodSheWrites]

@garrytan They can still tow for other reasons. Push back and get clarification on why the vehicle isn’t considered abandoned and the process by which a warrant is secured. Law enforcement, including the investigative arm of the DMV may also assist.

[She Writes Good @GoodSheWrites]

@LondonBreed @PublicWorks @SF_DPH @SFPD People buy from these “vendors” because of reduced cost.
The @SFMFoodBank & other agencies who do food and household goods distributions should take note of in-demand products and work to get similar ones to the community. It’ll meet household needs and choke demand a little.

[Hanging with the raisin girls @TheHappySlut1]

Smugly exits out of google maps 1 mile from my house “pfft, I think I can take it from here”

[Kate Beaton @beatonna]

I had day surgery today (nothing big) and they were like "don't make any important decisions in the next 24 hours bc you might not remember them." But I had to go grocery shopping. Later Morgan was like "you bought ... so much, like a lot, of cheese."

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

PARENT PROTIP: Don't read that email from the school; save your energy for the follow-up with corrections they'll send in a few minutes.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Hung out with some new people and after they left my girlfriend said, “…What if we had some kind of hand signal for when you should stop talking?”