Uncle Janni

Tech. Startup. Christian. Manchester United.

[Nathan Salt @NathSalt1]

£65m + £5m

Decent #mufc

[Sully @SullyTalkz]

As United fans, we won't let people with big influences spread hate on your name before you've kicked a ball. Once you wear that iconic red shirt, you are one of us, no matter what you think of the transfer itself.

Welcome to Manchester United Carlos Baleba. Make history. ❤️🇨🇲

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Napoli are closely monitoring Manchester United striker Joshua Zirkzee's transfer situation.

Napoli plan to make a move for Zirkzee if Juventus fail to complete a deal for the Dutch forward.

Both clubs are interested, with Napoli having already gathered information on Zirkzee.

(Source: @Ekremkonur )

[Ross Harwood @RossHarwood_]

EXCL🚨 Carlos Baleba to Manchester United is a done deal.

£70m overall package agreed with Brighton.
Player agreed terms to 5 year deal, been waiting for this move since last summer.

Carlos Baleba is currently injured but expected to be back mid-September.

🇨🇲 ✅ 🔴

#mufc

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Other men saw sex in her, but I saw a wife in her.

- Words of a retarded goat.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Noodles, NO
Bread, NEVER
Spaghetti, NO. Dangerous
Macaroni, cancerous
Beer, NO
Coke NO
Frozen chicken, NO
Everything NO

You fit avoid all these foods for healthy body and LONG LIFE, make bandit carry you tomorrow.

You lose 5-0.

[Uncle Janni @goodunclejanni]

This makes sense to me

[Paul Adémújìmí @PaulAdemujimi]

“If I don’t pray, satan will make mess of me”

[Paul Adémújìmí @PaulAdemujimi]

“If I don’t pray, satan will make mess of me”

[Joe4Jesus @VeryDarkJoe]

A young man was seen preaching the gospel inside the market somewhere in Nigeria saying "Repent now to escape the wrath of God"

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BIG PERFORMANCE 👊🔥

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Footballs the winner

#fifaworldcup #fifaworldcup

[Uncle Janni @goodunclejanni]

@Ronan1660470 Amazing

[Ronan @Ronan1660470]

🚨 Manchester United have added #RangersFC midfielder Nicolas Raskin to their shortlist after his impressive World Cup displays, with the Scottish club now expected to demand around €30m after rejecting a £14m Hull bid. #MUFC

[D U N I Y A @MunTheShinobi]

If this comes across your TL, retweet so the next person can see.

We Are Not Mad Enough!

[Ross Harwood @RossHarwood_]

Youri.

Understand talks took place in the last 24 hours and accelerated very quickly.
Club kept this quiet with story only breaking this morning.

#mufc

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United looks good on you, @04Andrey 👌🇾🇪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcoming our new recruit 🤝

[Denis Duke Woniala🇺🇬 @DenisDukeUG]

You owe your spouse sex. If you don’t want sex, then go and live alone or with your relatives and share the bills. Release your partner to someone who is excited to share romantic love.

[Kenneth @UTDKenn]

I envision Benjamin Sesko scoring 30+ goals next season
https://t.co/0FGLpIzsu5

[Ross Harwood @RossHarwood_]

Andrey Santos. Deal done.
£50m package.

Second signing of the summer agreed.

🇧🇷 🔴 ✅

#mufc