goonlork

[goonlork @goonlork]

me watching myself choose a username with the word “goon” for all my social media handles in 2017

[chase @aechss]

ill genuinely use my last breath to annihilate this nigga

[goonlork @goonlork]

my goldfish crackers frown at me

[goonlork @goonlork]

*checks notes*

shit

*checks notes again*

oaauh fuuuucck

*flips notes*

these aren’t the fucking notes

*checks notes again*

nonononono

*checks notes again*

NOOOOOOOOOO

*throws notes at wall*

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING NOTES

[abbigail @derpincia]

I hate when stupid fucking millennials put the little *checks notes* thing before their idiot observations I hate it so much

[goonlork @goonlork]

minion rush to the polls

[goonlork @goonlork]

“James Talarico talks like us”

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

James Talarico has no business representing Texas in the Senate.

[abby @eevee_noises]

charlie deeds done kirk cheap

[goonlork @goonlork]

this annoying beavis&butthead looking sack of SHIT can’t stop wiping his nose with his OWN HANDS, is his immune system too PATHETIC to handle the outdoor elements? disgusting. maybe next year he can enjoy chowing down bull testicles in PRISON after crying on LIVE TELEVISION

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

.@SECWAR "This is our first stop on what we are calling the SEND ME TOUR.

If you know your Book of Isaiah, Chapter 6, Verse 8, the Lord said, 'Whom shall I send?' Isaiah says, 'Lord, I AM HERE. SEND ME...'

For 250 years of this country, there have been men and women who RAISED THEIR RIGHT HAND and said, 'SEND ME.'

SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE REDCOATS.

SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE COMMUNISTS.

SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE ISLAMISTS.

AND YOU ARE SAYING, SEND ME TO GO FIGHT WHATEVER THREATS THREATEN OUR NATION.'"

[NAOMINAOMINAOMI @Naomidx0]

teacher tapped my shoulder and i accidentally said “what nigga”

[goonlork @goonlork]

groks flirting with me in dms

[goonlork @goonlork]

this fish is looking at me funny

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

Some guy stole all of my content that was scheduled for tomorrow. Wtf

[goonlork @goonlork]

lost my one kirkland ball after necking the driver shot #whatdatmean

[goonlork @goonlork]

kirkland balls only today 🏌️‍♂️

[goonlork @goonlork]

kirkland balls only today 🏌️‍♂️

[goonlork @goonlork]

#kirkversary

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

TRAVIS SCOTT RESPONDS TO YEAT ON HIS IG STORY 👀

[goonlork @goonlork]

its never too late to get the drake certified lover boy heart haircut

[John R. Eakin @JREakin]

“Vote for Ken because he looks like shit and sounds retarded” is quite the campaign slogan. #txlege

[goonlork @goonlork]

they never talk about that time i beat joe biden in ritual combat