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basically if the sunk cost fallacy was a person | gooose.🏙️.social | i void warranties | any pronouns, labels in progress

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

letting this be my last tweet before deleting this app from my phone. I’ll still check back from time to time to stay up to date and boost others’ voices, but letting it compete for my attention at all hours of the day is just not sustainable at this point. (1/n)

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Dreamt I was in lunar orbit last night. Been in that post-vivid-dream-that-wasn't-real funk all morning.

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@xdetune @Samwitchx @carolinekwan notriously

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@xdetune \🍋/

[San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert]

The “Large boulder the size of a Small boulder" is celebrating its 5-year anniversary today with our Sheriff’s Office. We thank the boulder for its service entertaining 77 million who've viewed our post in the Twitterverse. Pictured: Tweet author PIO Susan Lilly with The Boulder.

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@xdetune I’ll never forget New Mexico and Louisiana achieving honorary Ohio status

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@xdetune WOW NO WAY!!!!!!

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

today is a perfect day to delete your twitter account!
https://t.co/2KPi23QiSY

[detune @xdetune]

Tune in NOW as I team up with @DisneyPlus to explore their Halloween collection and
challenge your Disney knowledge! #ad

https://t.co/MkT0uWK5sC

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

oopsie
https://t.co/juYnE4Ro6p

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

@JosiahTheWalton It's for future reference

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

How’s that going for you my guy

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Golden rule #1 of the internet: Never try to charge for something that was already free.

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@xdetune @CrikMaster @JordanAdika

[Netflix Anime @NetflixAnime]

Netflix Animation 🤝 Cyberpunk 🤝 CD Projekt Red

Stay tuned... #GeekedWeek

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@xdetune i hope HUH????

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@hourly_shitpost @mp3tatee

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@TheLongestJohns why sing 70 to 80 shanties when you can just sing every known verse of drop of nelson's blood back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to ba

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@mp3tatee

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@monsterhorns i mostly just get startled

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

Hey. You. Yes you. Look at me. When was the last time you updated your gpu drivers.

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

it's probably kind of telling that i just finished categorizing my steam library and "emotional damage" is the biggest tab by a wide margin

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

"goose, do you want a happy video game recommendation? that will make you happy? with no pain?"

[goose 🦃 @gooooose]

@PirateSoftware FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY