Goose

I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.

[Goose @goose218]

@djshellshell Do we need to start a “Dani quotes” list?

[Goose @goose218]

@MojitoRandy @chickenparty86 @CmSherri Tru. I do usually go for the two teens for $5. Then $6. Then $7. Then $8. Then $10?!?! It’s getting ridiculous. #siderant

[Goose @goose218]

@mikedotca @Uncle_Hodge @chickenparty86 You’ll notice no one is out there making fuckin cast iron pan proof shirts. Because they pose no real threat. Only a shot to the head will do real damage and anyone with two non-broken arms and half a brain could defend themselves.

[Goose @goose218]

@mikedotca @chickenparty86 @Uncle_Hodge Visualize the fight though. Clone starts the motion of a pan haymaker and before the pans even above his head I’ve stabbed him in the stomach and heart (knife sharpshooter). Simple block of pan with forearm. Stab stab stab. Victory.

[Goose @goose218]

@mikedotca @chickenparty86 @Uncle_Hodge Yet the answer remains the same... knife wins. Hands down. 🔪 🥇

[Goose @goose218]

@acepinball I dunno but weezer has gotta be in the top 5 all time. Great band. There’s just no way you could name 5 better bands. Certainly not 50. No way no how.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

"Relax", says @TedCruz. It's just mild treason.

https://t.co/i9R15Uef19

[#RetireLucy💜🐘💜 @desneiges987]

This is the scandal icing on the scandal cake. @jkenney s right hand man hisngoddamn chief of staff INTENTIONALLY AVOIDING AND THWARTING FEDERAL RESTRICTIONS ON FLIGHTS FROM UK.

Only in Alberta

#OverthrowTheUCP
#CallAnElectionKenney
#RESIGNKENNY

[Goose @goose218]

@Uncle_Hodge Plenty more where that came from pal!

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

The trolley is barreling down the track towards five grandmothers. You can pull the switch and redirect it so that it kills no one. But you have to wear a mask to buy a toaster oven. What do you do?

[Goose @goose218]

@mikedotca @MojitoRandy @jamwil Just a nice glass of honey mustard eh?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It is simply absurd that massive corporations who make billions in profits every year claim they cannot afford to guarantee paid sick leave to their workers.

[Goose @goose218]

@Uncle_Hodge It’s gone bro 😔

[Goose @goose218]

@Uncle_Hodge Agree to disagree then LOL 😝

[Goose @goose218]

@Uncle_Hodge You take that back you son of a bitch. YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!1!!!

[Goose @goose218]

@chickenparty86 No recent murders!

[Goose @goose218]

@chickenparty86 Little something called Sticking It to TruDOPE! Look it up, sweetheart 😘