a goose

ah geez

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

@phoebemulry they still put juice in boxes

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

sometimes u just gotta be the idiot

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

@fourloko Why do you think I was at the gas station in the first place 💕

[Lucas @illiterate_ish]

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

why did people stop with the colored staples. they are so sweet

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

barbara streisand

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

My mom looking for me at the grocery store:

7 yr old me trying to find her after smashing 3 dozen eggs:

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

Me giving my 18 month old toddler a naddy daddy

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

Why do edible drinks have a not safe for kids sticker but beers dont

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

@charlxslando yeah it's just english

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

going through my tweets from 2015 like ...... how did you make your dad this much of a villain it was a phone charger

[a goose @gooseontheloos]

@ScuderiaFerrari @Charles_Leclerc why does he look like an npc

[Lucinda @hellollouix]

I sold a rug to someone on marketplace and they just sent me this picture with the message “little man is chuffed”

[Jake Sickel @jakesick2]

Let's make it happen

[elise @Elisechouinard2]

help

[liam @LahmMacNeil]

Why are there soda dealers at our school